It’s Wednesday, August 5, 2026 and a new dispatch is in hand.
Wisconsin Democratic Governor Candidate Hems On Whether She Still Wants to Cancel Thanksgiving
Add Francesca Hong to the list of deeply disturbed candidates being put forth by Democrats. She’s running for governor in Wisconsin and during COVID argued that Thanksgiving should be permanently cancelled.
You know the reason. Because everyone’s sick of watching the damn Dallas Cowboys every year. No, wait. It’s the other reason. Americans are horrible people who shoved aside the indigenous people.
Who had shoved aside other indigenous people. Who had shoved aside ….
When asked by CNN if she still felt that way Hong talked about cooking thanksgiving dinner for her community when she was 16, but then came the but.
By the way, as Daily Signal’s Jarrett Stepman reported, she also doesn’t like Christmas, Valentine’s Day, and shooed costumed people out of her restaurant on Halloween.
But Marx’s birthday? Party! Party! Party!
Islamist Democratic Socialist Abdul El-Sayed Won the Democratic Nomination for Senate in Michigan Last Night
He won by promising a chicken in every pot and a Jew in every oven. Too harsh? I don’t think so. Among his sins, refusing to celebrate the death of Iran’s Ayatollah Khamenei for fear of ticking off his voters.
Clay Travis Puts Up $10 Million Challenge to WNBA: Any Team Against a Boys High School State Champion
So far no takers. Though several boys teams said they’d do it for a chance to party with Sophie Cunningham.
Travis Also Says He Wants to Purchase an Expansion Team For Nashville and Populate It With Male Players Who Identify as Female, and Have All Trans Coaches
Please let Caitlyn Jenner be the coach! (Actually, Jenner might be game. Has long argued against males in women’s sports. Won’t even participate in women’s charity golf tournaments.)
Travis says the team would be called the Nashville Balls. Seriously.
Would the team play zone or man-to-female coverage.
Caitlin Clark Getting Heat for Ducking Backing Sophie Cunningham’s Stance on Boys in Girl’s Sports
No surprise. She’s spending all her work days ducking elbows and punches and choke holds all day already.
Clark is being called a coward. I dunno. I think Clark is fully committed body-and-soul to making the WNBA worth something despite itself. Trying to keep it just to basketball. I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s eyeballing becoming commissioner a few years down the road. (When she and Cunningham should probably say “Screw this,” form their own league).
9/11 Families Don’t Want Mamdani at 25th Anniversary Commemoration
“Why not?” demanded Mamdani. “I was planning to bring cake, cookies … box cutters.”
Banana Bits
Don’t padded bras always give women an advantage?
Nonetheless, Dolly Parton has won the latest stage of the Women’s Tour de France.
Housekeeping
Finally, some housekeeping: I’ll be taking next week off for a little R&R.
Also, if you haven’t seen it yet, please check out my article on the Daily Signal: Fetterman Does the Unthinkable in Washington: Show Contrition.
A story on the Ohio congressman accused of abusing his ex-wife and injuring their two-year-old daughter is coming soon.
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