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• Suzy Girard

  Writer. Firestarter. Chaos coordinator. I torch old scripts about midlife, motherhood, and menopause—with humor sharp enough to make the patriarchy flinch.

  10 posts · theirs

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• I Cried Myself to Sleep

  Suzy Girard · 2026-08-18

• I Married a Man I Don’t Fully Understand

  Suzy Girard · 2026-08-13

• There Are Two Kinds of Travelers. I Married the Other One.

  Suzy Girard · 2026-07-28

• So…Did They Culture It?

  Suzy Girard · 2026-07-24

• What the Heart Can Hold

  Suzy Girard · 2026-07-16

• Stop Filling Other People’s Baskets

  Suzy Girard · 2026-07-09

• Recipe for Remembering

  Suzy Girard · 2026-07-02

• The Ring Incident

  Suzy Girard · 2026-06-24

• The Man With The Machete

  Suzy Girard · 2026-06-17

• Everything Else

  Suzy Girard · 2026-06-11

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