You Have Zero Effs When You Can Add A Zero To The Bill
I regularly go to a hair salon to get my extensions done. The staff is super friendly and is always doing a great job. They have a five-star Google rating and have been regularly awarded as “top salon” in a city of 3.6 million; you get the idea. They objectively provide great service.
A couple of weeks ago, I was at the salon again getting my extensions fixed. My hairdresser (a super lovely woman) told me:
Hairdresser: “I’m in a bit of a bad mood. A customer didn’t show up for her appointment earlier today without cancelling. Doing extensions can take quite some time, and that’s a lot of money lost for the salon. The customer is a bit difficult at times.”
I understood how much of an understatement that was when the customer actually showed up, apparently four hours late.
Customer: “I’m here. I want to be served.”
Owner: “We don’t really have the capacity to do your hair, since the slots for the rest of the day are booked.”
Customer: *Aggressively rambling.* “That’s bad customer service. You should show some flexibility.”
I was just sitting in my chair, rolling my eyes so hard that they nearly fell out of my head. After five minutes of discussion, the owner of the salon agreed to do her hair himself. She seemed to be satisfied with the VIP treatment.
She sat down in the chair next to me and proceeded to start b****ing about how the last time they did her hair wrong, how the quality of the hair was s***, the color was off (it wasn’t), aaaaaaand so on. She went on and on and on for a full hour. It was exhausting to say the least.
The salon owner just kept smiling and doing the work while taking the verbal abuse. I was just thinking: WHY? Why do you let her treat you this way?
After a while, the customer decided that she needed to take a smoke break and went outside for a bit. I’ve known the salon owner for three years by now, so I ask:
Me: *To the owner.* “Dude, why the h*** do you not throw her out?”
He just keeps grinning at me and says:
Owner: “Oh, it’s fine. I regularly charge her twice the actual rate for the hair and service. I call it the “B**** tax”.”
We had a good laugh, and I was just happy that she suffered consequences for her behavior without even realizing it. That was very satisfying.

