How a Series of Bad Decisions Can Lead to Humiliation at the Used Sporting Goods Store
Catastrophe lurks behind the forgotten electric scooter
Knott, A Newsletter
Writing by Andrew Knott. Parenting, humor, and a little bit of randomness.
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I’m the Main Character at My Neighborhood Dunkin Donuts
I knew I was destined for fame
12 Years of Hopeless Wandering With My Son and Mumford & Sons
Notes on a full-circle concert experience
What I Wish I Knew Before I Rode a Horse for the First Time at Age 45
Saddle up and learn some important life lessons
I Visited Buc-ee’s and the Beaver Devoured My Soul
It's the going price for brisket
The Beach Has Its Moments, I Guess
Even if the sand and sun are unfortunate
We'll All Be Here Forever
Whether we'll be writing consistently or not is an open question
Field Tripping Through Time, Space, and Anxiety
Time moves fast... except when you're stuck on a bus
I found a spooky house that might have been driven to insanity by youth sports
It's the most likely explanation
When Baby-sitters Club and Duck Collide
New year, same me
I want to go to... Maine?
'Tis the season for introspection, Zillow searches, and staying put
I found out why people still go to malls
Or at least why they did about a decade ago
Basketball shines a light on your deepest insecurities
Even when 5th graders are playing it
You Can't Go Home Again
If "home" is a basketball carnival game featuring a giant duck
I had a job interview with a robot
We all knew this day would come
We still exist
I don't really know what this one is about but there's some Baby-Sitters Club content!
What not to do on a Friday
Please avoid no-fun Friday at all costs
I aced my heart test and humiliated my PA
I'm so back
A classic children's book series has me questioning my parenting
Where did I go wrong (or right)?
Embarrassingly, I Have Lost the Colonoscopy Contest
All championship runs must come to an end
Congratulations to all the participants but I have once again won the colonoscopy contest
Sweet/salty victory is mine