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Hello. I'm Alice. I write lengthy, occasionally amusing, and often infuriatingly verbose sexual anecdotes from my life.
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Frustration, Procrastination and Furious Masturbation
Putting the 'fuck' into 'Fucking Frustrated'
"Has the Best Man ever fantasised about you?" The Wedding Planner Chronicles
The overwhelming desire to take the Bride up the Aisle.
Experiencing Daddy Issues...
Daddy issues? Nothing could be father from the truth!
The Birthday [Bedroom] Bumps.
Another year older, still absolutely no wiser...
Sex Scrabble: The definitive game of fuckery!
Why being a cunning linguist is better than a night out on the tiles.
Massage Confessions: Rubbing the Regulars.
Putting the 'Fizz' in Physical Therapy.
I accidentally went Dogging...
Not the type of 'doggy style' I'd been anticipating
Skinny dipping and Sex - A guaranteed double dip!
Encountering five naked guys in a lake - More 'Lucky Dip' than Skinny Dip!
Banging Twins. Exceptionally Sexy Erotica by DICK THRUSTER
I’m often asked if I’d ever break from my usual style and be tempted to write something from a *male* perspective instead of my usual female focused leads.
Massage Confessions: Massaging a Subscriber
Discovering a subscriber was SubSTACKED.
“Do British girls like having their assholes licked?”
When an American Football enthusiast attempted to Blitz my A-Gap
Massage Confessions: The Married Man - Part Two
In which more than my ego is massaged.
The Key to Escape Rooms? Handjobs for Hints!
Solving puzzles is a very hands-on experience. And often very hard.
The 'Sex Sofa'
Sofa so good.
Massage Confessions: The Married Man
A tale of getting rubbed up the wrong way.
Birthday Double Blowjob for my Best Friend’s Boyfriend
How wrong can a double blowjob go? Somehow this one simultaneously sucks AND blows.
Fucking Sexy Accents - A Mouthful of American
Can an (amateur) American Footballer make it to my endzone?
The Worst Oral Sex I've Ever Had - And how to avoid the same mistake
Advice on cunnilingus from a cunning linguist.
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