TRASHED
I swore I would never tell anyone this story.
Tim's Substack
My personal Substack for your reading pleasure.
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THE PATSY
I cowrote a TV show about spies, convinced myself I was moving to Canada, and eventually took hostage photos to help close the deal. We did not close the deal.
Picketfits
My most superficial Writers Strike story.
THE PARKING LOT
I recently retired from the most thankless volunteer job in America: team manager of my son's soccer team. Turns out, I wasn't just carrying player cards and a team tent.
COLLATERAL DAMAGE
The collateral damage of getting older isn't the gray hair. It's needing a flashlight to read a restaurant menu. Somehow that turned into a story about identity, character arcs, and why my son now fits into the shorts I used to wear.
POSER
I've finally figured out my pose in photographs. It only took 46 years and a trip to the DMV.
I Fly Fish Now
You may be looking at these photos and thinking, "Wow, I didn't know Tim became a fly fisherman." You would be wrong.
This Must Be The Place
Before Spotify playlists, there were CD binders. Mine got stolen in college. Looking back, it may have been one of the best things that ever happened to me.
TROUBLESHOOTING
How to go from white-water rafting and riverside coffee to troubleshooting a dog's backside in less than 48 hours.
Everything and Nothing
Tuesday was one of those days. Then this photo reminded me that it's all part of the same thing.