Elon Musk Revealed to Be Masquerading as Mother in Embarrassing X Fail

BOCA CHICA, TEXAS — An embarrassing flub by X, formerly known as Twitter, owner Elon Musk has revealed that the X account purported to be his mother, Maye Musk, was actually an alt account run by Elon himself. Elon was outed after his main account and the Maye Musk account had a back-and-forth altercation over his decision to distance himself from the Trump Administration following the President’s push for the One Big Beautiful Bill Act, which Musk has labeled “wildly fiscally irresponsible.” The discussion grew incredibly acerbic, with Elon calling his mother a “stupid out-of-touch MAGA moron” and his mother calling him a “shriveled drug-addicted worthless ingrate,” and was all deleted after X users pointed out that the Maye account responded to itself from the POV of Elon. “This dude has some serious problems,” said psychologist Dr. Nancy Jarvis. “Sigmund Freud would be feasting on this.” Psychotherapists believe that the erratic behavior by Musk is a textbook case of Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID), likely triggered by the tech entrepreuner’s severe abuse of psychoactive substances and stimulants. “In this case, Maye Musk appears to be an externalization of Musk’s insecurities about his public perception and his inability to make friends, and his perception of reality is so altered he believes that X is more or less an extension of his own mind,” commented Dr. Jarvis. At press time, Elon posted a defense on X, explaining that the Maye Musk account was a “social experiment to test out beta features” for the social media platform.