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sward’s Substack · Aug 20, 2026

The Episode with The Wilsons

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Sharon Heidē Ward · sward’s Substack

With a special guest appearances by…

Monica Herrera ✨

Jake Prahar Music

Matthew Nelson Price ✨

Renee Wilson ✨

Rick Wilson

at least a dozen people who I can’t identify by their torsos ✨

And, SPECIAL FEATURED GUEST…

BIG DILL!, the emotional support pickle that Monica won at Homer Davenport Days. [Editor’s Note: that guy giving out emotional support pickles may have been a wizard — he was not selling anything.] ✨

Check out the new album by Matt and the Monkats.com.

What is this magical creature called a ‘monkat’? When reached for comment, Matthew Nelson Price replied, “It’s half monkey, half cat, and half monk.”

In his song ‘Stoned Eating Sushi,’ Matt says, “I’m no statistician, I’m just a musician, I can’t venture to calculate the odds.” As I have previously noted, I am also not a statistician nor am I a #Mathy_Kathy (see below), but I’m pretty sure you got some ‘splainin’ to do with three halves. That’s mathish. Please add another Wilson to the Wilsons. Andrew Wilson, how many halves make a whole? Thank you

Also, I HOPE you listen to this beautiful song.

Declaration of Interdependence

“We the People,

rise up and say

we ain’t living in fear no more,

oh no, that’s the old way.

My heart’s so full of Love

there’s no room for hate”

~ Matthew Nelson Price

✨ 🙏♥️🌹🤍🕊️💙🦋🏵️💫

#ChoosePeace #ChooseLove #ChooseJoy

Mathy Kathy is what I call my cousin, Kathleen Heide Vanderwall. She has a doctorate from Cambridge. She and her husband, Peter Peter Vanderwall created Mac’s Big Wish: A Children’s Book about the Power of Friendship. Their book won the 2024 Patricia Gallagher Children’s Choice Picture Book Award, sponsored by the Oregon State Literacy Association. Over 12,000 school children voted for it as their favorite among five nominees during the school year.

Special thanks to Rick and Renee Wilson, Andrew Wilson, and more Wilsons. I met Breck and Cathy Wilson from Oak Street Church for coffee on Wednesday. As far as we know, the Oregon Wilson’s are not related to the Florida Wilson. It would be difficult to say which of these two lovely couples is lovelier. Please settle that however Wilsons settle things. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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