How to be a real man

The key to being a real man is to have a good heart.

Real men protect people.

Real men are confident in their own skin. They do not attack others because of the color of their skin.

Real men are confident of their own sexuality and don’t care about the sexuality of others. Actual straight men never think about gay sex just as gay men never think about straight sex. No one that is actually straight thinks about gay sex ever. Not even for a moment of any day.

Real men know the joy that comes from making the life of others better.

Real men are the first one standing whenever there is trouble no matter who the person is.

Real men will protect your child when you are not there.

Real men will protect your family when you are not there.

Real men will stand for you when you cannot.

Real men will speak for you when you cannot.

Real men will fight for you when you cannot.

Real men will feed you when you cannot.

Real men will protect you when you cannot.

That is all it takes to be an actual real man.

All of this takes great strength to do.

Spending my entire adult life doing all of this is why I am so strong.

I choose to put the needs of others in need before my own needs.

I would rather be lazy and do little but fighting for what is right in order to protect others is more important to me.

Real men care about more than what they want for themselves.

Real men are protectors of all. Not just for some but for all.

Real men do not hide.

It also helps to have had parents that instilled the actual virtues of what God wanted and what Jesus did without it being cherry picked and twisted into hate.

I am what a real man looks like.

The more people try to stop me from protecting others the stronger I become in fighting to protect them.

The more my name is spoken the bigger I become. Keep saying my name and watch me grow. Say my name daily. Come after me daily. Show me that you are triggered. Show me that you are upset. This feeds my strength daily. Keep showing everyone who triggers you.

The name is Squirrelturd and I will always be stronger because I am a real man.

Good people will always love me and bad people will always hate me.

I’m good with that.