a substack named "chanty beluga" publishes an issue
🦀 wtf is hotumn? + welcome back corn kid + two tickets to niu lai pls + we <3 jinny lu + polyester /neg + wedding in 5 + cologne spray challenge + ACOTAR news + Gilmore Girls x Fisher Price 🦀
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rip kinda chic
🦀 🦀 christian girl pod redux + trump phantom zapper + horse magnifier szn + disney golden-era-core + pattinson meme era + + 7up goes lime-core + birkenstock ballet-flat-core 🦀
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🦀 mikayla oil stick drama + nikki horror-icon debate + peter pan disney stalker + baby shark goes k-pop + camp rock 3 reunion + nightmare before bbw + ronaldo ties the know + dominos solo pizza 🦀
holy hairball
🦀 giant hairball rolls through nyc + gamers become air traffic controllers + $100 hot dogs + sorority rush gets a $12K upgrade + jumping spiders are the new web puppies + katseye gets messy 🦀
a whopper doozy and a wicker man
🦀 ayo edebiri IS snoopy + cenat x speed endless run + qvc's nsfw wig slip + sweetgreen x fishwife + netflix's billboard guy + mac goes basquiat + joe dirt rides again + claire's piercing glow-up 🦀
🦀 Silence, Brand! Live: lollaperezerking
pissin and shiddin at lollapalooza, burger king pregnancy test fail, and everything thats wrong with the internet (featuring perez hilton)
is this the title of the issue?
🦀 peak pickle? + RIP messy era + bowen yang on broadway + qotsa complaint hotline + duckduckgo nothing shades + liquid death x mrbeast + lilac = new nude + cardi b x old navy + green day all day 🦀
lollapalooza piss box son or AI glizzy champ daughter
🦀 boy throb news + sardine skincare szn + costco pasta salad back + met gala galliano discord + spidey out-earns endgame + doordash cringemart era + ariana logs off + jazz shoes + UNIQLO hijabs 🦀
"seems like AI slop"
🦀 obamas faves + UK poo + swift bridges + chief online chill officer + influencers welcome + the sadie sink effect + hot zuko + katy perry bottled up + paralives ugly babies + stolen cannonballs 🦀
🦀 Silence, Brand! Live: the anti-influencer sign heard 'round Nantucket
whole foods enters the tote bag wars + ryan murphy reboots ... everything + everybody gets a bean tattoo!!!