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Shiri Spills · Aug 20, 2026

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Shiri Spills · Shiri Spills

All the random questions I ask myself need a home (and I know I’m not the only one sitting here thinking these), so let’s just dive right in.

  1. Is everyone in LA secretly on Ozempic or peptides?

  2. Does anyone else feel like dating, when it comes down to it, is straight up a humiliation ritual? Feels like one bad experience after the next….

  3. Are we all becoming more self-aware, or just learning therapy-speak?

  4. Do you ever feel your actual age? Cause I feel like a mature 24-year-old who has her shit together (I’m 29).

  5. If someone says they don’t care, does that always mean they actually do care? A lot?

  6. Do the people I know who got married young regret it?

  7. Has everyone Googled themselves at some point just to see what comes up?

  8. Are you as curious as I am about how different everyone’s IG FYP must look?

  9. Are most people in debt or living paycheck to paycheck?

  10. If so, how are you so chilllllll???

  11. How did matcha become a Western white girl beverage? I’m not complaining cause I like it, but I never looked that story up.

  12. Did everyone get engaged or married this summer, or is the algo just attacking me?

  13. How many men are in relationships they know they’re not going to stay in?

  14. Does everyone have a friend they secretly wouldn’t want to travel with?

  15. Anyone else wear the same pair of jeans 10+ times before washing them? Oops.

  16. Do you actually know that person so deeply that you’re willing to legally and spiritually tie your entire life to them?!?!

  17. Is life lonelier than it used to be collectively, or do I just work from home alone?

  18. How much of our personality is just stuff our friends/family have validated about us?

  19. Is everyone else constantly wondering how everyone else is affording everything?

  20. Why does everyone suddenly have a Substack? Also oops.

Cover image is a screenshot from thatcoolmoodboard on IG.

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