The Self-Checkout Machine Needs to Calm Down
Why am I doing unpaid labor for a machine that thinks my tote bag is evidence?
Big Boobs and Big Dreams
Welcome to my unfiltered world where everything is a story, and most of them involve awkward encounters, petty behavior, or someone regretting their life choices. Sometimes all three.
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I Tried Bonding with my Cousins in India and Accidentally Started a War
One girl, many cousins, zero chill.
I Spent an Entire Date Trying to Identify a Smell That Turned Out to Be a Lifestyle
A meet cute gone wrong.
I met a man at a dive bar who suggested we get married before last call
And I briefly entertained it.
I Ate the Healthiest Dinner of My Life and Unleashed Something Biblical at Work
My stomach chose violence and my coworkers heard everything.
I Got Kicked Out of a Store because I Am Not Scottish.
A road trip to Appalachia, a gay Pakistani warlock, and the strangest gift shop owner in America
I Got Framed by My College Roommate So I Locked Her Out of Our Room
A Freshman-Year Tale of Jam Accusations, Boone’s Farm, and Petty Revenge
The Time I Met Jack Black and He Didn’t Tip Me
A Cautionary Tale About Meeting Your Heroes While Waiting Tables
I Had a Mental Breakdown Over Shoes at a Sample Sale
The voices in my head lost that battle
An Eagles Fan Pees Himself and Kicks My Car
A South Philly coming-of-age story involving public urination, territorial parking, and the emotional support of a golden retriever named Sparkles