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Melt With Me
Essays on kindness, pop culture, and occasionally poop. Cancer survivor x2. Father of awesome daughters. Four-time Best American Essayist.
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Guy Walks Into a Bar
on drinking, and not drinking
A New Venture
small quiet non-political essays
A Little Bird, With a Little Bill
Yesterday, walking toward my building at work, I saw a little bird huddled on the sidewalk in the early morning rain.
What Morning Teaches Me
Friends, a quick note: Since my Substack live conversation with Darien Gee I’ve been thinking about a phrase she used: quiet contemplation.
I Look Better Than Wilford Brimley
On aging and cancer scans
We Can't Afford That
When I was a college professor I showed the documentary Food, Inc. to students as part of a visual argument assignment.
The best thing you can do today
a poem
Broke Dick
on High Testosterone Training
Bloodsport
on 80s movies, American identity, and that fight on the White House South Lawn
Scenes from the Fourth of July in the Middle of America
a travel essay