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lowkey, not low standards, just vibes, bad timing, and good music

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She Wasn’t a “She”

A story about the deceptive purple lights of SUD and why you should never trust a vibe in Kimihurura before 2 AM.

Part II: The Day I Escorted My Girlfriend Down the Aisle

Yeah, 'Cause Girls Are Players Too

The Day I Escorted My Girlfriend Down the Aisle

I need you to sit with me for a minute before I tell you this story.

Surviving the Friendship Circle

Let's look at the actual mathematics of a Kigali friend group: it is not a brotherhood.

Inside the Kigali Dating Scene

While you are busy sharing your Spotify playlist, your dad is sharing his bank details.

We can still be friends

A tactical breakdown of the absolute audacity, the psychological warfare, and why it doesn’t work when you share the same three spots in Kigali.

My Heart Says Fine Dining, My Wallet Says Chapati

The Financial Stakes of Modern Love

KIGALI MODERN LIFE SERIES (3)

Apparently, your stomach lining determines your cultural value

Ndi mu nzira

Why a 5-Minute Moto Ride Takes Three Business Days

The S6 Graduation Scam: Why We Need to Stop Counting Down

Let’s be honest for a second.