My collection of quotes, clips and short transcripts from YouTube.
Bits I found funny or interesting, from all sorts of videos.
Most come with a timestamp in the URL.
Might be useful to people who run clips or compilation channels.
See Also#
- More quotes in the Czech version of this article
- Anomaly Quotes
- Tech Spurt Quotes
Table of Contents#
- See Also
- Ashens
- Bald and Bankrupt
- Cold Ones
- Filthy Frank
- GeoWizard (Tom Davies)
- h3h3Productions
- Limmy
- iDubbbzTV
- Michael Reeves
- Podel
- Pengest Munch
- Radal
- TheReportOfTheWeek
- Weird Indian Videos
- Mark Zuckerberg
- Quotes by Others
Ashens#
- Krteček
youtube.com/clip/UgkxpHZ2QHwqJpgwAl6YR1HuHMlbvv_4xgIG - Something Disappointing and Shit from a Chocolate Egg
youtube.com/clip/UgkxxqdwzGnaJVFpItw7_FDzW6PBbIZJy1nS - The Little Rabbity Monster Thing (Krteček)
youtube.com/clip/Ugkx6pyIygDHvZszqjOC4mPbkoLYsCDXmCFP
Bald and Bankrupt#
- I like China. It's frustrating, but I like it because you can still watch a dwarf show, and you can have a fag with a
cabbie.
youtu.be/kGc3DM1qAf8?t=1850 - Brit Reacts to Spice
youtube.com/clip/UgkxuLGkqTkaLhAbhQBBSc_G0nEsrMgKr_4n
Cold Ones#
- Restaurant des AIDS
youtu.be/5sRVxb2wkGM?t=103 - Broken Middle Eastern Man Mugs (Arab mug)
- We Tested Bootleg Drinking Games
youtu.be/Xkj6jQaxpAQ?t=1478 - We Spent $5000 on FAKE Temu Products
youtu.be/jwUCSw0ZG4M?t=766 - We Tried the CHEAPEST Alcohol in the World
youtu.be/Ufn2dxojSF8?t=1158 - We Tried Japanese Game Show Challenges
youtu.be/NgrgKwP0Ndo?t=1514
- We Tested Bootleg Drinking Games
- Aussies taste Božkov
youtu.be/phUihY3Ddw4?t=1750
Filthy Frank#
TVFilthyFrank, DizastaMusic, TooDamnFilthy
- Song Parodies | Filthy Frank Wiki
- Your existence is god’s failure
youtu.be/dQGEu3-3BzI?t=227 - You know, I’m a pretty handsome guy
youtu.be/5sdtFJvDsuE?t=52
youtube.com/clip/UgkxEp5HKd8OhQqN-34SaRQtUWuI6wYYhOCx - Pink Guy ruins a picnic (STFU)
youtu.be/OLpeX4RRo28?t=102s - By the way: Fuck China.
Just wanna make that clear: Fuck China.
Fuck you, mainland pieces of shit.
Hong Kong, Taiwan, totally fine, you guys are cool.
You know, the Cantonese it's a little dirty-sounding but… Fuck China.
archive.org/details/FilthyFrankCollection/JAPANESE+101+-+I+DON'T+GIVE+A+FUCK.mp4?start=198
GeoWizard (Tom Davies)#
- Football.
youtu.be/qqwd79cZs8s?t=1267 - Don't be ashamed of your "dead-end job" cuz job's a job.
I enjoyed turning up and being the best fishmonger that I could but...
Yeah, eventually I think it just grated away at me a bit.
This idea that I wasn't fulfilling my potential.
youtu.be/4ySMjI_hWKI?t=560
h3h3Productions#
Ethan Klein
- "Game assassins", what the fuck. That made me, like, React™. Almost fucking vomited, dude. Are you a game assassin, dude? You probably fuckin' SICK! (SIIICK)
youtu.be/QPCDoANDkl4?t=156
Limmy#
- Anti-English hatred in Glasgow
youtu.be/gXaiD0PGlzc?t=64 - Dude what the fuck?!
(Clip farming)
youtu.be/pqNOV5_QpiA?t=28
Bezos laugh impression#
iDubbbzTV#
- Every Single iDubbbz Outro (next time when I …)
- Is that fucking Linus Tech Tips? No, it's not. It's just a greasy kid from the 90s.
youtu.be/WtpdJ1aCJCg?t=470 - Quit being so gay, man, it was just a prank. It was just a prank, faggot. What are you, fucking gay? What are you, fucking faggot? Hey, check this out, faggot.
youtu.be/-P3YwvuGtKM?t=195 - Ian McQuestionable
youtu.be/UHmQKzenYYw?t=210 - GTA IV Intro
youtu.be/qabUsO7s8BY?t=665
Michael Reeves#
Pink Guy References (Filthy Frank)#
- 7:43 Dumplings
youtu.be/LwOITqr_fz4?t=463 - 8:53 Weeaboo
youtu.be/LwOITqr_fz4?t=533 - 15:13 Outro
youtu.be/LwOITqr_fz4?t=913
Podel#
(Former BlazinSkrubs)
- Steklovata - Novi God (Star Wars Episode IV: A New Meme)
youtu.be/-xLQWs5qzv8?t=52s - Chinese Meme
youtube.com/clip/Ugkx5jABKnXb8Canp8NmKKLuNagY7grIueW2 - Chinese Meme (2026)
youtu.be/-bh9DyVGU6k?t=190s - Hey guys I'm a vegan. I'm a vegan. Bye I'm a vegan.
youtube.com/clip/UgkxD9PDZF6aNYKEUShDo35j280H5gLFxVHp - Happy new year (firework display explodes on the ground)
youtu.be/qp-e_c7a0BY?t=61s - I'm on a date with a female organism
youtu.be/W-9Vsi8nFwI?t=148shttps://youtu.be/EZYhDpA3GyY?t=48s
Pengest Munch#
by Chicken Connoisseur, CNSR
- Assembly on point, they just transplanted it onto the burger
youtu.be/jIYjGNq9zO8
Radal#
- Radal: Grove suck dick lol (GTA SAN ANDREAS ANIME MODS)
youtu.be/Kxdk6cs5eqY?t=223s - Radal: Chinese meme (Podel)
youtu.be/YmgGiQjayKU?t=35s
TheReportOfTheWeek#
Reviewbrah
- Dayum DAYUM DAYUM
(Damn damn damn, Twinkies)
youtu.be/89tAhxDxzlw?t=280 - Domino's Pan Pizza
youtu.be/qpCfKf9izzI?t=88 - Tastes like chicken
youtu.be/XmFFa9d87ng?t=433 - Viewer: Is that Lorde?
Yes it is. Yes it is, just got done with a big concert the other day and now… now went back to my… measly life of reviewing food on YouTube.
youtu.be/qNrVUksxTPc?t=3793 - If you really wanna create something like me […] get a coffee pot, you pour some room-temperature water in it, two ice cubes, you get the DNA from the frog, a little bit of DNA from Spider-Man […] and then you also get a little bit of DNA from Lorde, a little bit of DNA from Sheldon, then you stir it all up, put it in the coffee maker you get whatever slime just oozes out of that and then put it in a cup, pour it on a little plate try to arrange it in a smiley face, give it a day or two and there's gonna be me sitting there.
youtu.be/6rhZoE8q5Vs?t=766 - Reviewbrah reacts to a strange sound
youtube.com/clip/UgkxpMoSdoCIp42NuN3YqxPaBFZcDPuA2TZC
Weird Indian Videos#
- Weird Indian Videos, a YouTube playlist by Marek Omasta
- The most annoying Indian accent/voice I’ve ever heard
youtu.be/PmHT3GXo6tY
Mark Zuckerberg#
(Zucc)
- See Tech Spurt Quotes/Zuckerberg
- See Metaverse (Mark Zuckerberg) Playlist by LimmyTwitchClipsPlus
- Half man, half robot
youtu.be/H-YMOhap3ZA?t=0 - First android on trial
youtu.be/GZPuPoQe_3Y?t=4m55s - Snake turned into a human
youtu.be/cFVCPl-zNOw?t=9 - PewDiePie: Mark Zuckerberg Is Not Human
youtu.be/Ew9oewvyd0M - It's kind of weird as AI gets better, Zuckerborg appears more human.
youtu.be/zvbTDUSz8Cc?t=30 - h3h3productions: I’m dead inside, look in my eyes. There’s no life left. End my suffering.
youtu.be/4UNLhoePqqQ?t=14
Quotes by Others#
- Kevin, a German insult (Alpha-Kevin)
youtube.com/clip/UgkxD9hTMpMJr-_MAoCvn--zoJLSTcuKZhJ9 - How to Quit Vim (third time's the charm)
youtube.com/clip/Ugkxagr_dj64ARp_pLVGwxTrw7nIzhKuA9nI - Nå, I don't think så (No, I don't think so, Swedish guy)
youtu.be/MXfWWmpxuCM?t=3 - UberHaxorNova Sings Alejandro
youtube.com/clip/Ugkx8rH3tqb38soSivXSgC51lQBn_AywZiI6 - Pyrocynical: The problem is with the UK,
we seem to copy whatever America does,
including being fat.
youtu.be/DomjBQXe-4c?t=539 - Bo fucking ho (GTA IV - Uncle Vlad mission)
youtu.be/vd7oL43a9Bw?t=3m12s - Joe Rogan: Cheeseburgers
youtu.be/8xRz8ra9mdI?t=15455 - Kitchen Nightmares - Wall Decoration
youtube.com/clip/UgkxfxgiSfObwVQE9QUCNRSRoxMWGyoNNRpb - Chicken Shop Date: Matty Healy Reacts to Astrology
youtube.com/clip/UgkxhKM7i7b7U5F4nOymGk-lnHN9c8IZQ2ga - lifeasmiyuki: [Filthy Frank] kind of reminds me of Tanaka
youtube.com/clip/UgkxxpiJo2ucVaCAR--N8LyJBt50kbbHCLD6 - Hammond (Top Gear): “You’ve only blown the bloody door off”
youtube.com/clip/UgkxuZN42E6PQeYswZDM5GUGjZQBSbwF04yn - Markiplier: Prop Against a Rock or Something
(American MRE)
youtube.com/clip/UgkxWP_rFy5Ih9YJz4y7tNd-oUkHrp6qrGof - John Coogan: Meta Quest - More Passwords Than Headsets
youtube.com/clip/Ugkxl1fqKWM8Jv8TTDHzeDZuyd8U3uSI_any - PewDiePie: Waddup, blazers? NFKRZ here
youtube.com/clip/Ugx1X2yp8iOLitJ-DTx4AaABCQ - PewDiePie with a female filter
youtu.be/YY8fa9ymFwM?t=69s - The Stig (Ben Collins): Skibidi rizz, no cap
youtube.com/clip/UgkxMdiXCOyeWssTPAFBCWRzEO1DRXWz1Sth - John Coogan: Windows for Warships
youtube.com/clip/UgkxKjcKyVh2Ac6C9aOlpddndL1ZAXLrSmvO - You are now, now rocking with mega faggot, robo bitch
youtube.com/clip/Ugkx2r_vazwpNVuqBi8axAgkOyJg_y7W8HD9 - Gordon Ramsay: You can see the hippo over there, slightly agitated this morning.
youtube.com/clip/UgkxPDHZPTTGrqBkUcRNJslLuDzhFFtRKJYi - Hurrian Hymn No. 6 (Bronze age meme lyre sound effect)
youtube.com/clip/UgkxPM9HfZlZfhermpnoSfRZTqyE9kWfZaFu - BBC Archive: Psion have formed a powerful alliance
(The origin story of Symbian)
youtube.com/clip/Ugkx8jOrHXlH0lAbeD8qj3yGDJglxv9q_1Vp - Tom Scott: Asbestos Land gag (theme park)
youtu.be/L-x8DYTOv7w?t=1083s - Doug DeMuro: Box must be destroyed and NOT given to the Customer.
(McLaren)
youtu.be/N9XoF_MXjLk?t=1590s - FlyingKitty: I ain't Russian. Yes you are...
(GTA IV, cheeki breeki)
youtu.be/RXDKLEFghSQ?t=105s - I am not drunk.
Can you tell the time?
(Oblivion NPC Compilation)
youtu.be/TnfRNj2z730?t=140s - Backpacker Ben – The WORST Train in AFRICA!
(ridiculously rough ride)
youtu.be/_5vjfJym7yo?t=494s - Bye Bye Driver
youtu.be/ilsiCOYexuk?t=56s - First Boosted Board appearance in a Casey Neistat video
(Next to impossible to find on YouTube or Google Search.)
youtu.be/tSCoVPoCt1U - The music industry is nothing but country and rap music with that same dumbass trap beat…
(BROJANGSTER, June 2019)
youtu.be/wdPrdU8cDtg - Rainbolt makes a guess in GeoGuessr based on: Mongolian camera.
youtu.be/51UAH0jWuSQ?t=238
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