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Love Me Like a Robot

A substack about dating and data.

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The Ugliest Man on Hinge

Why is this Silicon Valley millionaire and looksmaxxer convinced that he's unspeakably ugly?

The Guy Who Never Ghosted Me

A cautionary tale about how the best traits come packaged with the worst

How to use FaceApp to improve your love life (backed by data)

Quick and easy ways to glowup!

The Infinite P*ssy Glitch: "Help! I'm 22 and drowning in beautiful women!"

Question & answers from the dating frontline

Your dating profile has an SEO problem.

You don’t need to be more attractive. You need to be more findable.

I Texted Every Guy Who Dumped Me. Here's What They Told Me. (UPDATED)

The most unhinged thing I've done

Do Younger Men Marry Their Cougars?

Age gap marriage trends 2008-2024

Why Social Media Is Keeping You Single

Finding love in the age of algorithms

9 Weird Little Things to Improve Your Love Life

Here are a few heavy hitters (and some fun little asides) that will help you save money, look better, smell better, and making finding love 2% easier in 2026.

The Fatal Flaw with “He’s Just Not That Into You”

So often in dating, I would try to rationalize or overlook extremely clear signals from men that they were Not That Into Me.