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In a harrowing upset, Mark reveals that he's been tapped to join Joe Rogan on his podcast as co-host...and his Livin' Like Larry days are numbered. Can the rest of the gang convince him to stay?
This episode begins and ends with hypotheticals concerning the Nobel Peace Prize. Somehow, the remaining 14 minutes are comprised of nothing but discussions on penises, how to photograph them, how the populace of Belgium survives despite them, and (most importantly) whether you can dedicate a Nobel Peace Prize to them.
Can holding another man's penis save us from a repeat 9/11 attack? Not if Mark has his way. More importantly: should you work the sack, not the shaft? Sam thinks so—and he's willing to put his testicles where his mouth is. So to speak.
Mark, having been temporarily possessed by the everlasting soul of Adolf Hitler, regales us with his method for success and prosperity—and how he intends to fix this broken nation.
Following last episode's divisive run-in with the law, the gang re-recruits Normal Seth to discuss the sovereignty of Africa. Then Sam details his fool-proof plan for getting away with political assassination under the cover of jury duty.
In this very special extended episode, Seth's whereabouts are unknown. Here to take his place is his doppelganger: Mexican Seth. Listen along as Sam escorts the allegorical Mexican Seth on a dangerous Uber ride to freedom while EJ and Mark discuss workers' rights and the enigmatic Tommy T.
In a rapidly changing world, it's time we ask the pertinent question: is misogyny really all that bad? The guys discuss the pros and cons of embracing the culture of our forefathers, returning us to a simpler time when everyone knew their place and neighbors fucked each other's livestock. For legal purposes, all views expressed in this episode are satirical. Except for those of Seth. He insisted…
Seth proposes the next big thing in social media: catheters. Now it's up to the guys to name this new endeavor, find out who's interested, and monetize the hell out of it. Spoiler: they fail on all counts.
What would YOU do if the list came out...and your name was on it? That's what the guys discuss in this provocative episode. Also: a brief recounting of EJ's time on the island—including some interesting celebrity name-drops—and some speculation into how generously Epstein's janitorial staff were compensated.
They're back! Season 4 begins with a return to form as the guys discuss Mark's masturbatory machinations. Then a brief foray into suicidal ideation leads to the discovery of the ultimate tribute for one's bereaved...and wife-to-be?
