My name is Haley, I am 28 and live in Tyne & Wear, England. My email is haley@hey.com. Email me or add me on discord (username Haley) if you want to talk. ...
Ok real quick Sean's the biggest genius ever I'm losing my shit at how much of a genius he is. Dude made a big experiment and then saw what happened. I learned so much about myself and didn't even realise it. Dude has given me boundaries I didn't know I had. Fuck yeah. Thanks for playing? Thanks for having me! Jeremy literally was a guy without a face because I got traumatised immediately. A bunch…
Fear those who are happy to take credit for other people’s work. They are lecherous, blood-sucking and mopish. They are weaklings who derive pleasure from the sycophantic behaviour of capitalists. They yearn to reap spoils of seeds unsown. Be warned, they are prolific. They exist in your city, in your workplace, even in your very home! Their poisonous connection to the “benevolence” of…
The McDonalds Big Mac is available in almost every major city worldwide, packaged in the same box and very similar ingredients. It’s a carb-bomb of fat, salt and sugar perfectly homogenised into a taste you will never forget. Seriously, my mouth is watering for this overpriced, nightmarish facsimile of a hamburger. Just a lump constructed by an underpaid person more alienated from its creation…
Do you remember what they taught you as a child? If you were ever on fire, you were to stop, drop, and roll. I’m not frequently on fire, but I find myself doing two of the three on a regular basis. I have a Functional Neurological Disorder, and one of the most common symptoms for me are drop attacks. No, I’m not a rarefied Australian marsupial ready to pounce; my tree climbing days are well over.…
The crust on sliced bread. Do you cut it off? Maybe for a child. I’ve known many a mother hastily scoff the trimmings of a Hovis loaf after the packed lunch run. We all feel guilty throwing something out, after the bulk has been used for a different process. The home cook is nothing without a good bag of vegetable or meat scraps for stock. The spare clay is splashed into a bucket for slip. What do…
Whaaaaat!? Second blog post in and I’m already suggesting the destruction of literature? Oh me oh my. Look, I want to get you on board with the most game-changing idea I can impart on you: Your books, pamphlets, all matter of ephemera need not hold the form it arrived to you in. First of all, many books are bound in a style called perfect bound . For those not in the know, there is nothing perfect…
It's more likely than you think. The internet is not a destination in itself- it's a directory of directions. Now that's tautological! In my extensive digital travels I have tracked both far and wide, high and low, through slop and gold, to find you. Let me tell you folks, Bear Blog is my El Dorado. It doesn't take long on the discovery page to identify the exact type of people that use Bear Blog.…