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Something Fun with Kate Hyde · May 8, 2025

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Kate Hyde · Something Fun with Kate Hyde

Hello and Happy Wednesday!

And Happy Great American Grump Out Day, which despite the grammar, actually means to get the grump out of your system and try to be happy. This holiday should be observed more often than just one day, because based on the images that we saw of “notable people” Democrats come out of The New Yorker this week, some notable people are notably very GRUMPY!

There was one “notable person” who also posed by a tired couch but wasn’t featured in The New Yorker. Kamala Harris was highlighted this week too, but by the official Democrats social media account who thought her smirk was so delightfully rare that they took it upon themselves to say she stuns.

Oh, she stuns alright…

On the subject of Democrats taking their Grumps out, Grumpy Joe Biden came out on Tuesday in his first interview since Trump taking office. But for safety and security, he did so with a friendly state-funded media, of course. However with President Trump defunding the two propaganda stations we have (had) in America last week (PBS & NPR), Biden had to resort to sitting down with Britain’s BBC instead.

You can watch the whole thing here, or you can watch this highlight reel we made that pretty much sums it up:

Bringing in the former President of the United States (who believes he was really the President of NATO) and having him critique Donald Trump on his policies towards Europe, was a quite sneaky way to eek Joe Biden back out into the spotlight to combat some of the negative narratives being written about him recently.

In fact, tomorrow Joe Biden will be sitting down with another propaganda arm of the grumpy Democrat party, The View, along with his service dog, Jill Biden, to presumably talk even more about what a bad job Trump is doing as President (despite Biden barely remembering he even was President.)

We’ll see if he can get through that one without having a death grip on his pen prop.

Or maybe the “ladies” of The View will keep away from political talk entirely and just stick to asking him about cheesy things like his favorite foods or the current front runner in the election for the Catholic Church’s new pope:

But for now, let’s keep these Notable Grumps out of our minds and focus on the people who already did win a recent election:

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent testifying in front of Congress, upset that he’s such a milquetoast turd that he can’t even get desperate journalists to fill the sparse selection of seats.
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy holding a Press Conference outside of the White House officially banning “manspreading” on all forms of public transportation.
Learning that the two perps who stole DHS Secretary Kristi Noem’s purse filled with cash last month were illegal immigrants, Donald Trump hopes to catch more illegals by tempting criminals with some protruding pocket money.
Chief of Staff Susie Wiles hoping if she can successfully hide among the Secret Service agents, President Trump won’t ask her for more advice about his new iPhone cover.
Border Czar Tom Homan quickly running to get a bench warrant so he can arrest the White House pool reporter wearing white sneakers with a suit.
White House Advisor Stephen Miller looking at a photographer with deep suspicion as the man tries desperately to perfectly line Miller’s head up in the Cuckoo clock.
Members of the White House Cabinet enjoy a brief moment out of their busy day to get some quick shut eye while Speaker Mike Johnson rambles on about something boring again.
Donald Trump admiring the gift given to him by his health department heads, a framed document outlining their total savings now that they no longer need to budget for Dr. Birx’s scarves.
Donald Trump asking FIFA President Gianni Infantino if he’s ever thought of gold plating that “beautiful bald head” like these trophies.
National Security Advisor Mike Waltz, learning via a TMZ alert that he has just become Former National Security Advisor Mike Waltz.
Trump pondering Canadian Prime Minister Carney’s suggestion that silver is the world’s classiest metal.

See you next week!

-Kate

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