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Kate Hyde · Something Fun with Kate Hyde

Hello and Happy Wednesday!

And Happy 101 Days of Trump!

Yesterday marked 100 days of Trump 2.0 and so far it’s been a hoot.

It’s hard to imagine the alternative universe where Trump lost the election and we were deprived of moments like this:

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And in these past 100 days we’ve heard barely a peep from his 2024 opponent Kamala Harris… until now.

Kamala has emerged from her wine cave to speak to night at the Emerge 20th Anniversary Gala tonight in San Francisco. You could watch her in person for $250… or if you’re feeling good about Trump’s economy there’s also a $50,000 option. (Surely the Democrats will pin that $49,750 markup on Trump’s tariffs.)

We think it’s a bit overpriced, even at $25 for the virtual ticket, just to hear Kamala verbally unburden us by what has been.

Speaking of has-been, the White House Correspondents’ Dinner happened this weekend and you probably would have had no idea it even happened if not for the endless coverage of journalists applauding themselves and handing out awards for their coverage (more like non-coverage) of Joe Biden’s decline.

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You don’t have to be blind as a journalist in the Biden era to see that journalists completely ignored the obvious decline of Joe Biden. They wrote off his failing abilities as propaganda and cheap fakes until the moment it was no longer convenient to do so.

This astute newsletter publication, however, kept its trifocals on the whole time and reported diligently about all of Joe Biden’s declines (both mentally and gravitationally).

And now that everyone else has hopped onboard the Biden reporting, it is important to note we have not given up on our coverage!

We promise to keep you updated with any news from the Biden assisted living compound.

Until then, let’s move on from the weak and check in on the week!

White House official walking the nuclear football to Marine One in it’s new Louis Vuitton weekender bag.
Donald Trump hand-delivering a GULF OF AMERICA hat to an AP reporter who has not been obeying the new mandate.
The White House Press Secretary asking Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent to please stop sneaking up behind her when it’s almost his time to talk about tariffs.
White House Press Secretary Karoline Levitt holding up a picture of the evil perp responsible for bringing the world’s six most annoying women back to Earth safely.
President Donald Trump and SECDEF Pete Hegseth look on at Governor Gretchen Whitmer as she explains that her camo hat did not work as promised and asks the crowd if anyone has a three-ring binder she can hide behind.
Marco Rubio looks on to the leader of Rwanda’s paper as he completed the questionnaire rating of how well he enjoyed his time spent with the Secretary of State.
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth offering an Oscar-worthy stern look to any photographer willing to put their camera’s focus on him.
Border Czar Tom Homan proudly walks past signs of people the Democrats will be defending any day now.
Trump shows off the golf grip he uses to hold his Sharpie while signing executive orders against China.
White House Deputy Stephen Miller speaks to reporters at the microphone while looking just like one.
President Donald Trump on Marine One moments ago, checking to see if the notification for Something Fun has hit his inbox yet.

See you next week!

-Kate

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