
Talk Dirty to Me About Bagels
The loss of my sense of taste has driven me mad with longing.
An occasional humor column, much like the one I did at The New York Times, which was called "I Was Misinformed". But now, the only gatekeeper is me. I hear I will let me get away with anything.
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The loss of my sense of taste has driven me mad with longing.

I am not Julie Andrews

How's that for a surprise in the Cancer Goody Bag?

Care to join me?

A beloved classic, which failed to save my ass -- though it did make it cuter.

Every May, I run my classic column on the art of the interview for Journalism School grads hoping to work for newspapers. All ten of them.

How do you keep your rep on the way to cancer surgery?

The hell with that, thinks I.

Why couldn't I have been born brave instead of merely beautiful?

Celebrate Beckett’s birthday on April 13th with his revisionist, toe-tapping, “Oklahoma”. He came back from the dead to write it for you.