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Literally what is his problem

Literally what is his problem

what do you mean et cetera is two words, is this the mandiblo effect?

what do you mean et cetera is two words, is this the mandiblo effect?

It’s really fucking annoying when expensive things are actually really good, like damn this 40€…

It’s really fucking annoying when expensive things are actually really good, like damn this 40€ conditioner really does make my hair softer than a baby while the 5€ stuff made it feel like shit, and this premium 20€ acrylic pad really does hold pigments substantially better and never tears like the cheap stuff and this really expensive jacket really is one of the most comfortable things…

If I was stupid rich I would spent a vast majority of my wealth archiving everything in the world, I…

If I was stupid rich I would spent a vast majority of my wealth archiving everything in the world, I feel very strongly that we should archive literary everything. I want every single doodle, bad poem, rough sketch by artist, beginner pottery pot, minecraft world, photo, video, journal, old hard drive, google doc WIP, etcetera, etc; to be archived in perpetuity for centuries. Do you guys know…

computationalcalculator: fini-mun: Was working on a panel and...

computationalcalculator : fini-mun : Was working on a panel and then suddenly I decided to live vicariously through Tails and have him address the important things in life. Tails is ad dressing (pun not intended) the real issues facing the world, he’s got my vote for dictator oligarch of the world

The Sopranos could have stopped 9/11 but they refused to do so

The Sopranos could have stopped 9/11 but they refused to do so

The hair man sneaks into your home every night to make your hair all gunky and greasy and bad and…

The hair man sneaks into your home every night to make your hair all gunky and greasy and bad and you never even say thank you? Ungrateful twats

I really feel like there should be a project that archives all the personal minecraft worlds of all…

I really feel like there should be a project that archives all the personal minecraft worlds of all players in a massive library, I feel like this is really ,really, important, they really need to be preserved in perpetuity for future generations to analyze.

ungezieferwerden:we need swimmable cities

ungezieferwerden : we need swimmable cities

your child already knows how to make unsubstantiated claims based on small and cherry picked…

bethanydelleman : My son gave me a card that said, “You are the best mom ever” so I asked him if he collected empirical evidence to back up that claim. He admitted to doing no research at all; therefore it’s purely anecdotal and cannot be trusted. I have hung this sentimental atrocity on my office wall. your child already knows how to make unsubstantiated claims based on small…

One thing I have recently learned is to never and I mean never put yourself goals that are results…

One thing I have recently learned is to never and I mean never put yourself goals that are results based, all your goals should be effort based because result-based goals will always make you feel like shit. For example in chess, I used to have the goal to “increase elo +10 points each week” or whatever but I always felt like shit because there where weeks where no matter how hard I…

It’s really inconvenient that your living space naturally becomes a metaphor for your mental health,…

It’s really inconvenient that your living space naturally becomes a metaphor for your mental health, great, I am depressed so now I am not going to clean as often and now my room is yucky, which is not good for my mental health, depression makes me less motivational to clean my room, which makes my room yucky, which is not good for– uh ouh, this ain’t good

Curseforge is kind of like this really shitty and evil mechanic that you gotta visit sometimes for…

Curseforge is kind of like this really shitty and evil mechanic that you gotta visit sometimes for your minecraft car, and look, he is really truly horrendous at his job and he is kind of racist and homophobic and his father is jeff bezos but you live in this one-horse town and it’s the only mechanic there is

this post was actually made by a sentient blinking block from super Mario galaxy 2

koiagain : no hate to OP but this being highlighted like one of those mommy kink posts is making me Giggle this post was actually made by a sentient blinking block from super Mario galaxy 2 one of these guys, it’s actually really impressive since they don’t have thumbs or anything, *beep beep ding* aw dang it, it changed again hold on guys give it a second *beep beep ding* yeah, so as…

The funerary industry as we know it is a big scam, the expensive coffins, the services, you need to…

The funerary industry as we know it is a big scam, the expensive coffins, the services, you need to follow the money, you know who it benefits? that’s right, Spirit Halloween, you see in the before times, you didn’t have to buy a fake skeleton for Halloween, you could just use your pop pop or grandma, that’s until spirit Halloween came along….

eat the rich includes them btw

lordofthewheeks : eat the rich includes them btw

my toxic trait is the poison I excrete from my orifices but you do you I guess

greater-than-the-sword : My toxic trait is that if I find a product I like I want to keep using the same product forever. It’s not even brand loyalty. It’s called stop changing and discontinuing everything. my toxic trait is the poison I excrete from my orifices but you do you I guess

I just checked with a basic node.js program (woah look at me actually coding) and ive written…

I just checked with a basic node.js program (woah look at me actually coding) and ive written ~175,000 words on this blog which Is really truly insane if you really think about it, that’s 85% of Moby dick’s word count. And I mean, look, of course there is no comparison to be made there because one is one of the greatest written works ever made by one of the most brilliant writers of…

There is no I in team but there is one in Tim

There is no I in team but there is one in Tim

It’s one of those days where I feel like killing everything and everyone that has or will ever…

It’s one of those days where I feel like killing everything and everyone that has or will ever exist, I need to be alone, so all of you scram, I am staying here in Tumblr so all of you need to go so I can have some alone time