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10 Times Jesus Tore a Hole in the World (and Heaven Leaked Through)

Jesus the Wonder-Maker: Magic, Miracles, and the Kingdom that Flattened the Locals

Carpenter Influencers Suspiciously Silent After Jesus’ Death; Empty Tomb Listed as Luxury Property

We humans will do anything we can to miss the point. We're so good at getting it wrong.

Proof That Jesus Invented the Spiritual Mic Drop: 16 Gospel Moments That Would Break Catholic Twitter (Part 2)

Yes, Jesus is Love. He’s Also Not Afraid to Call You a Crusty Dish If You’re Acting Fake Holy (Luke 11 Receipts Inside)

If You Think Jesus Was Just Sweet and Gentle... These Savage Roasts and Comebacks Will Change Your Mind (Part 1)

We Ranked the Most Brutal Things Jesus Said—and Honestly, We’re Still Recovering. #12 Will Make You Drop Your Gnat and Spit Out Your Cumin

Local Carpenter Quietly Saves World, Refuses Interview

NAZARETH — In a stunning investigative report, we have uncovered the greatest unsung hero of all time: Joseph of Nazareth.

Breaking News: Lent Sparks Civil War and Chocolate Sales Crash in the Catholic Nation of Sancta Ecclesia

More news no one asked for, from HaloZest Reporters on Location Between Florin and Genovia

Widespread Concern as Prophets May be Reincarnating—Performing Miracles Instead of Just Complaining Like Normal People

BREAKING: Is That Elijah? Jeremiah? Or Some Other Problematic Miracle Worker? The Hebrews Can’t Figure Out What Jesus Wants - HaloZest News

Lent Begins: Catholics Already Lament the Loss of Chocolate and Cheer

The Annual 40-Day Sadness Spiral after finally forgetting our New Years Resolutions | By HaloZest News Service

Jesus’ “Eye Beam” Teaching Sparks Economic Boom in Carpentry and Optometry

HaloZest News reports lumber sales skyrocket, carpenters work overtime, and eye doctors face a surge in “beam removal” requests

80+ Clean Books That Are Also EPIC

So, I was recently alerted that there are some members of our community who are dying for some clean but awesome reads.