Man avoids emotional breakdowns by not having any emotions

A 50-year-old man has avoided having emotional breakdowns throughout his life by not having any emotions.

Tony Bigballs said that having no emotions made life a lot easier for him.

He said: "I see friends and they're running around like lunatics all day. They're tired, they're stressy and worst of all, they're emotional. They go through highs and lows and live every emotion deeply. But they get tired. They're having breakdowns all over the place. Me? I'm as fresh as a daisy. How come? For starters, I don't go doing emotions. They sap you of energy. They raise you up to knock you down. By steering clear of having any emotions, I've found that I can avoid having any emotional breakdowns like my loser friends do."

Bigballs said he was 'thrilled' not to have experienced any emotional breakdowns over the last 50 years. "By 'thrilled', I mean that I'm sort of ok with it all."

He is also planning on never getting ill by not catching any diseases.