Everywhere you look, there's another "expert" promising to revolutionize your sex life. Apparently, all it takes is better communication, mood lighting, organic massage oil, and a willingness to discuss your feelings for three uninterrupted hours.
Bullshit.
Most people don't need another therapist with a podcast. They need someone to admit that real sex happens in real life, where the dog scratches at the door, someone's back twinges, and exhaustion is the biggest turn-off of all. So, in the interests of honesty, welcome to Grumpy's Guide to Sex. A guide for people who have traded fantasy for reality and discovered that reality isn't half as bad.
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