Calm Down, It’s Only Monday
I’ve been writing a lot of poems lately, which is never a sign of chill mental health.
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My Dental Hygienist Told Me She Got Married Yesterday
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How are you? I am fine.
Remember letters?
Herpe Birthday to Me!
Ladies & Gentlemen & Gender Turduckens like myself,
Home is a Time Not a Place
This week I fled my apartment again so the exterminator could return to try and get rid of these fleas.
On Floating, On Isolation
A psychic told me I should be in water every day, even if it’s only a bath.
When in Rome, A Flea Infestation
Ciao Dad Bod Readers, I’ve missed you.
I Was a Baby Once and So Were You
Hello! I have a new website, thanks to fellow Substacker and website builder, Luca J.
Comparison is the Thief of Joy
Lately, I’ve been thinking about what brings me joy and how to cultivate more of that.
An Alternative to an AI Lover
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Dalmatians Are Fucking Crazy
and How To Say Goodbye to a Painting
When All Else Fails, Call a Witch
Ahoy! Before we get to today’s post: witchcraft for non-believers, I want to thank everyone who’s written nice notes about my paintings.