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The Rosen Report · Aug 23, 2026

Wake and Weep

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Eric Rosen · The Rosen Report

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My last note was about my uncanny ability to string curse words together to make them into a thing of beauty. I received a shocking number of emails and texts from readers who were commenting on my cursing skills and telling stories about their careers. I even heard from a couple of those who served in the armed forces and the rampant swearing that occurred. The most opened links were the video of Jamie Dimon unleashing on employees during the pandemic about work ethic and the ugly sculpture in the Hamptons which is being considered an eye-sore and is getting the residents in a tizzy. Below is a funny picture sent to me by a reader. I had cited the book Rogue Warrior as an inspiration for my cursing.

I left Wake Forest on Saturday and flew out to the Hamptons as my friend was having a party. I can tell you that five days in Winston-Salem, NC is too many for me. I will be in NYC for meetings this week. There were no direct flights available to JFK or LGA, so I flew to Newark. It was an unmitigated disaster that took nearly four hours to drive to Southampton.

Given I was in college dorms unpacking for much of the week, I am sure I missed a few stories. This is the shortest note I have written in years.

  • Professor Brian Cox explains what happens if you travel at the speed of light in this one-minute video. This is a fascinating physics lesson dumbed down for all to understand. Basically, traveling at the speed of light, distances shrink by a factor of 7,000. This means if you travel at the speed of light, you can get to a distant galaxy and get there in a minute or two. However, the downside is if you came back to earth to tell everyone what you experienced, you would find at least 4 million years had passed. My mind is blown.

Last year at this time, we dropped off our son Jack at Wake Forest for his freshman year. It was a sad but exciting time, and we still had Julia in the house for one more year. It was emotional to have your eldest child leave the nest. This year, both are children were dropped off at Wake Forest. Julia checked into her dorm on Tuesday, July 18th and Jack on Friday, August 21st. It sure made it easier having two kids at the same school.

To be clear, multiple readers gave me flak for dropping off the kids. “Let them do it alone.” “You are coddling the kids.” “My parents did not drop me off at college.” Those were some of the notes. I agree that as parents we tend to overcompensate in order to help our children. In this case, sadly, the kids check in was on a Tuesday and Friday, which meant I had to stay far longer than I wanted. It was hot and I was ready to leave after the 2nd day. Let’s just say, if you think you live in a culinary wasteland, come to Winston-Salem, North Carolina.

Last year, Jack lived in a single dorm of 96 square feet. Julia has a single of 150 square feet that feels massive on a relative basis. Coincidentally, Julia is in the same dorm that Jack was in last year. This year, Jack is in a suite with three other boys. It is two rooms and a shared common area with one bathroom. His dorm is quite nice, and his room is relatively spacious. However, living with three other people will surely lead to some chaos. Of note, thankfully, we got Jacks things moved into his living room Thursday (no key until Friday), and then the big storm came on Friday. Parents and students were scrambling to get moved in during a torrential storm, while we only had to move from his living room to his bedroom.

I have written extensively about my dislike of the term “Some Assembly Required,” as it is a lie. It should be “ALL Assembly Required.” I refused to attempt to put this cheap crap from China together anymore and my wife hired a “handyman.” Well, he took five hours to do what I could have done in two hours despite my ineptitude. I kid you not, he put together a shelf wrong FIVE times. I kept telling him the shelves were backwards and he refused to believe me. He was like Forrest Gump. He was lovely but inept. I ended up helping him and it was akin to the blind leading the blind. It is ok for me to be bad at assembly, as I do not do this for a living and admit that I am horrible. It is a problem when you suck and your job is literally to put crap together. It turns out that my wife found him on Thumbtack, and he had a two out of five rating but was the only one available. I did not learn this information until after he was done.

The campus at Wake is stunning. The student body is generally out of a Ralph Lauren catalogue. There are approximately 5,500 students in the undergrad on the 340-acre campus. The grounds are impeccable and they run the move-in process incredibly smoothly. The school has rigorous academics and a robust social life with a big athletic department.

I was sad to say goodbye to my children, and watching the tears flow from my daughter was tough for a dad to take. You want to protect your little girl at all costs, and although I know she will do great, it was hard to leave her.

Parents weekend is in early October, and it will be good to see the kids. Jack is thriving at Wake, and I am sure Julia will do the same. The next chapter begins. It is exciting and scary at the same time. I just can’t believe I have 20- and 19-year-old adult children and am officially an empty nester.

Raging parties at the Rosen’s now that the kids aren’t listening or watching.

I somehow missed the lawsuit from 21 states against the Trump Administration over the Federal Motor Carrier Safety Administration’s request for driving records data from the Commercial Driver's License Information System (CDLIS) going back five years. States suggest the demand is unlawful, while the Trump Administration states that it is necessary for proper oversight. Remember, many states have given commercial licenses to illegal immigrants and many of those do not speak English. There have been some high-profile accidents which have resulted in the death of innocent Americans due to the illegal alien drivers. Although I see both sides of the argument, I am fully supportive of getting illegal alien drivers off the highway, especially those who do not speak English.

I have written extensively about my support of capitalism over socialism and did it again in my last note. This CBS News poll is concerning but not surprising regarding the Democrats support of socialism.

  • In the early 70s, there were ~4 million SNAP recipients, or about 1/50 Americans. Today there are over 37 million SNAP receipts, or about 1/9 Americans. The poverty rate today is notably lower than that of the early 70s. Despite the fact that the poverty rate has been almost cut in half, there has been a massive increase in snap recipients.

  • Morgan Stanley decided on Dallas for expansion outside NYC. If I were the CEO of a major financial firm, there is no chance I would try to expand in NYC. I would be looking at South Florida, Dallas, and Nashville. These are pro-business cities that welcome you with open arms. Morgan Stanley plans on relocating 4,800 jobs to Texas by 2031 and will anchor a new $1.3bn 709,000 square foot skyscraper. What is the average income of the nearly 5,000 lost jobs? How much in lost income tax revenue, sales tax revenue? What is the multiplier effect on that lost wealth? Low IQ DSA politicians like Mamdani have no idea. Do you think the constant vilification of wealth and hate of capitalism by the DSA and the Mayor of NYC had an impact on the decisions by major financial institutions to expand elsewhere? I do. Ken Griffin made it crystal clear that Mamdani’s actions have led to the decision to expand Citadel’s footprint in Florida where they will hire more talent than NYC over the next decade. Elections have consequences, and voting in a socialist into the biggest capitalist city in America does not bring confidence to big business.

  • Interesting USA today article about the 10 wealthiest suburbs in America.

    • Scarsdale, New York. This New York suburb, in Westchester County, boasts an average household income of $612,591 as of 2024. The average Scarsdale home is worth $1.7 million as of April 2026.

    • West University Place, Texas. An unsung suburb of Houston, the city is named for nearby Rice University. Average household income is $439,594. The average home is worth $1.7 million.

    • Rye, New York. Another Westchester suburb, Rye is known for its waterfront. Average household income is $428,806. Average home value is $2.4 million.

    • Los Altos, California. A suburb of San Jose, Los Altos is better-known as part of Silicon Valley. Household incomes average $417,182. The average home is worth a whopping $4.8 million.

    • Paradise Valley, Arizona. This Phoenix suburb is known for golf resorts and spas. The average household income is $408,500, and home values average $3.7 million. Fun fact: Paradise Valley didn’t appear anywhere in the 2025 rankings of wealthy suburbs because it was too small: Its household count didn’t reach 5,000 until 2024.

    • University Park, Texas. The word “university” seems to go a long way if you’re a suburb in Texas. This Dallas suburb is named for Southern Methodist University. The average household income is $407,253, and home values average $2.6 million.

    • Alamo, California. This suburb of San Francisco and Oakland sits in Contra Costa County. Household incomes average $401,221. Home values average $2.6 million.

    • Southlake, Texas. This Dallas/Fort Worth suburb is named for Grapevine Lake. Household incomes average $384,530. Home values average $1.3 million.

    • McLean, Virginia. The District of Columbia’s most affluent suburb is McLean, home to diplomats and spies. The average household income is $379,689, and home prices average $1.8 million.

    • Orinda, California. Another San Francisco suburb, Orinda sits in Contra Costa County, east of Berkeley. Household incomes average $376,741, and home values average $2 million.

  • Mortgage rates have increased due to the selloff in US Treasuries in recent weeks. The 30-year fixed-rate mortgage is now back up to 6.76%. Remember, it was 2.88% in July 2021. The 30-year fixed rate mortgage is +70bps since February of this year. I want to put the move since July 2021 into perspective. If you buy a home for $1.25mm and put $250k down, that means you borrow $1mm. At 6.76%, your monthly payment is $6,493. If you had the rate from July 2021 of 2.88%, your monthly payment is $4,152/month. The difference is an additional $2,341/month. That is massive on a $1mm mortgage.

    © 2026 The Rosen Report LLC. All rights reserved. Does not constitute investment, financial, legal, or tax advice. Consult with your lawyers and professional financial advisers. Rosen Report#920 ©Copyright 2026 Written by Eric Rosen.

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