Shrimp and Roasted Corn Salad with Bacon and Tons of Chives: You Want This.

AS WE ALL KNOW, life is rarely a straight path from start to finish. Nor is it a clear path. And you’re never finished until you’re finished (if ya know what I mean).

You finally make it through a nail-biting stretch of dark, winding roads in the rain and are happily cruising along a sunshiny straightaway when—eeeeek—a giant turkey buzzard with a snake in its beak lands right in your path.

Where did that come from? To avoid hitting it, you almost drive off a cliff, even though this bird (and the snake, for that matter) would run right over you and laugh about it if the tables were ever turned.