Hold the fork steady and scramble the you. Certainly FEELS more like scrambled egg.
elodieunderglass : Hold the fork steady and scramble the you. Certainly FEELS more like scrambled egg.
ELODIEUNDERGLASS
Scientist, official adult, angry swan, cautionary tale. Someone has to be the grownup here and I hate it when it’s me
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godshideouscreation :
reverendyoda: myjetpack: My cartoon for yesterday’s...
reverendyoda : myjetpack : My cartoon for yesterday’s @Guardian books. P.S. you can order my books of cartoons here: https://tomgauld.com/comic-books-v2 “So what you’re saying is that I’m eventually going to finish this thing? ”
‘The Scissor Birds’. Jenny Barron.
1five1two : ‘The Scissor Birds’. Jenny Barron.
Hi yes so context: I was looking at this on Bluesky and a voice in my head said “HORSE WRONG” which I was assuming was Killie, he’s been here before, but then I also got “and the composition is TERRIBLE” so I assume I got both twins and I shall be giving Charlie a soothing cup of coffee, making eggs for them both, and sending them back now. (also they’re both right, so i’ll give them that)
The boys really visited you! Lmao I’m so sorry about them, and thanks so much for telling me. sparkletindi : Accurate, down to my "where the fuck did you come from" look at Charlie 😂 🤣 not to get too intimate on main but: [[MORE]] My second child (Bug, currently aged 6) was “precipitous labour,” meaning they gave very little warning before Appearing, neatly and in an organised fashion, without…
So far, the only note that comes through on the “Heart of the Mountain” fragrance is honey; my body…
So far, the only note that comes through on the “Heart of the Mountain” fragrance is honey; my body chemistry tends to render scents into baked goods. Honey and butter; I’m trying to lean into it by trying out a UK brand of fragrance. It is, however, very funny to be able to point to a perfumier and know that they’re a Bagginshield shipper
I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to…
hottestthingalive : utopians : I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food ALT hi op. every time I see this post I hear it in her voice
Sorry folks but no one’s ever gonna come up with a better network name than
badpsychicadvice : Sorry folks but no one’s ever gonna come up with a better network name than ALT Bravest little signal of them all.
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thememedaddy :
“when i was little” brother you are 5’3. so you must mean yesterday. or five minutes ago.
segamascott : greelin : “when i was little” brother you are 5’3. so you must mean yesterday. or five minutes ago. “i’ll be there shortly” yeah. we know.
My child Mouse, who is three, is into horses. An imaginative child who is always setting up a…
My child Mouse, who is three, is into horses. An imaginative child who is always setting up a role-play, Mouse makes tremendously good use of their old rocking horse, their hobby horse, the Papo knights and caparisoned chargers, miscellaneous inherited Schleich, and quite a lot of imaginary ones. Mouse gives them all excellent names, some recorded here for posterity: Dee Daw (“seesaw” - rocking…
Hi!! I was reading through your Dr Glass lore reveals, and am I correct in inferring that you are not originally from the UK? I would love to hear (read) about how you ended up where you are, both geographically and in life! An Elodie lore reveal, as it were. Thank you!
Haha, that’s very kind of you! I am from the northeastern corner of the USA. When I was very young - about old enough to drink - I met a dashing, older visiting researcher from England. He was short and trim, with lots of thick wavy hair, laugh lines, glasses, a fabulous bum in riding breeches, and was tremendously energetic and proactive. We married quickly and I emigrated to the UK with him.…
Hi yes so context: I was looking at this on Bluesky and a voice in my head said “HORSE WRONG” which I was assuming was Killie, he’s been here before, but then I also got “and the composition is TERRIBLE” so I assume I got both twins and I shall be giving Charlie a soothing cup of coffee, making eggs for them both, and sending them back now. (also they’re both right, so i’ll give them that)
The boys really visited you! Lmao I’m so sorry about them, and thanks so much for telling me.
hey if a tumblr post algorithmically makes its way onto your dash that doesn’t give you permission…
shithowdy : shithowdy : shithowdy : today i took the worst photo of a loon one can possibly take while remaining identifiably a loon loon :) i painted my loon :)
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milf–adjacent : reversewerewolf : We could have stopped here
yuniper:my specialty is liking the same movies that 50-year-old dads like but in a way that would...
yuniper : my specialty is liking the same movies that 50-year-old dads like but in a way that would instantly send those dads into cardiac arrest if they heard me talk about them
Maritime silk dress, 1930s
ltwilliammowett : Maritime silk dress, 1930s
Ahh exactly! I’m not precisely in the described demographic, but it was a strongly set convention of…
hempseeeeds : creekfiend : there is this really specific thing that very Online women of a certain age (mostly older millennials and younger gen x in my experience) who are married to a man will do where they will refer to their husbands as “Mr. (Part of My Username)” so like if the username is something like “dancingwithbears” they’ll refer to their husband as…
Well of course there’s no shade its the Mojave
crazy-brazilian : Well of course there’s no shade its the Mojave
this fanfiction shit easy af
thecoolerwinter1234lo : this fanfiction shit easy af