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Dr. Jordan Breeding's Substack · Aug 6, 2026

I explain Amityville Backrooms to my poor, pregnant wife

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Dr. Jordan Breeding · Dr. Jordan Breeding's Substack

This is the worst movie I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen a lot of movies. Usually with movies at this quality, you at least get the sense that the crew is having fun or trying something ambitious they can’t nail or… anything. This feels like a soulless cash grab where there isn’t even any cash to grabbed.

I hope this guy doesn’t get too offended since he’s presumably a real person and not, like Kevin Sorbo or whatever, but WHY would you release as many movies as you can per year without spending time to make them even remotely interesting? Like what’s in this for you? Are you getting paid by somebody? I DON’T GET IT!

More importantly, my poor, pregnant wife didn’t get it.

Also, hey, after this all these one-off videos where I torture my wife with insane explanations will go behind the Patreon or YouTube Memberships paywall. Starting next week we return to our originally scheduled, Dave-Centric programming with Wrong Turn.

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