Before you dive in: this isn’t just a business post. It just uses one as the example because that’s the mess I know best. If you have a point of view, a life you’re actively building, or a version of yourself you’re trying to become on purpose, this is about you too. Keep reading.
There is a specific flavor of insanity I’ve been marinating in lately.
We built machines that can write, design, research, code, brainstorm, make images, make plans, and apparently tell you whether your weird little idea is a real business. It’s objectively unhinged.
And yet somehow most of us are still spending half our day explaining ourselves to said machine like it’s our first day of a new job and nobody left us a handoff doc.
You open Claude and before you can ask the actual question you’re already typing:
“My brand is premium but not stuffy. My customer is intelligent but hates corporate language. We’re playful but not whimsical. Please do not say ‘elevate.’ Or ‘unlock.’ Or ‘journey.’ Actually here’s a paragraph from my About page. Wait, let me explain the backstory first.”
My dude.
You are not using artificial intelligence. You are onboarding an unpaid intern with amnesia, five times a day, forever.
And this is where I think the entire AI conversation went off a cliff.
Everyone’s obsessed with the prompt. The Ultimate Prompt. The Secret Prompt. The 47 Prompts Every Founder Needs To Be Successful. The One Prompt That Will 10x Your Business While You Sleep. 🫠
At some point somebody’s going to have to say it, and it might as well be me: buying another prompt pack when your business has no coherent source of truth is the organizational equivalent of buying gorgeous little woven baskets when your house looks like a raccoon broke in, threw a rager, and left.
The raccoons are the problem, not your lack of decorative baskets.
I say this with love and zero moral high ground, because I have a folder on my desktop called “To Sort” that has been there since roughly the Obama administration and has, at this point, developed a life of its own.
But under the chaos there’s something actually interesting happening.
The longer you build a thing, the more of your own expertise goes invisible. You just know.
You know why you’ll never sell the thing everyone keeps insisting would make money. You know why one client is your favorite and another makes you want to fake your own death. You know exactly which word makes your eye twitch when writing copy.
But none of it is written down anywhere. Which means your business has a genuinely unhinged little secret: its entire operating system currently lives inside one woman’s head.
Yours.
Impressive. Also, deeply terrifying, because eventually you become the human save file for the whole operation. Your team needs you to remember it. Your copywriter needs you to explain it. Your designer needs you to approve it. Your website needs you to rewrite it, again, for the ninth time. Your AI needs seventeen paragraphs of context just to answer one question correctly.
And suddenly you didn’t build a business. You built a job where you’re permanently on call to explain yourself.
I’ve been cogitating on this long enough that I built something for it. It’s called the AI Brand Blueprint, and no, it is not a “how to prompt ChatGPT better” course. I would honestly rather eat drywall.
It’s a process for taking everything currently rattling around your head, the positioning, the customer psychology, the voice, the offers, the philosophy, the visual language, the weird little non-negotiable rules, the instincts you’ve never once written down, and dragging all of it out into the light where it can actually be used. Then I build the instructions that teach your AI how to work with it, correctly, without you re-explaining your entire existence every single time.
Yes, it’s as cool as it sounds.
Because there’s a massive gap between asking AI a question and actually educating it. One gets you a questionable-at-best answer. The other gets you a collaborator who finally, mercifully, understands what the hell you’re talking about.
That distinction matters way past AI, honestly. I think we’re heading into a stretch where the businesses that cut through won’t be the ones with the most technology, they’ll be the ones with the clearest point of view. The ones who know exactly what they believe, what they refuse to become, and why something belongs in their world while something else, however trendy, absolutely does not. The ones with enough self-knowledge to use these frankly terrifying tools without letting them sand everything and everyone down into the same beige internet sludge.
That’s the actual question underneath all of this. Not “How do I get AI to do my job?” It’s “How do I make sure that when it helps me, it still sounds unmistakably like me and not a stranger pretending to be me?”
That’s a Double Kick question if I’ve ever heard one.
I’ve been writing more about this on my other publication, currently having entirely too much fun yelling at business owners about their AI workflows and their junk drawer of a “brand voice guide.”
So if you’re a founder who’s realized her entire business currently exists inside her head and fourteen increasingly deranged Google Docs, I built this specifically for you.
→ Grab Your AI Brand Blueprint
The internet has plenty of people teaching you how to make more content. I’m more interested in helping you figure out what the hell you actually have to say in the first place.
-Sara
About the Author
I’m Sara — artist, creative director, metalhead, art history dork, and founder of Double Kick.
I write about art, beauty, identity, feminism, and the ongoing project of building a life that actually fits — not just the bullshit you were handed.
If that sounds like your particular type of unhinged fun, welcome.
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