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An absurdist's dispatches: satire and zombie annals for the dead and the undead

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Nabisco, Ferrero announce super snack in historic fusion of two popular foods

Some will contain "supermint."

Tillman had character; we were a rag tag group of misfit kids hell bent on winning

In rugby, nothing exceeds like excess

The cheese, the Cadillac, and the man who tried to blow up his house

Remembering Derry: Cheese, chaos, and the mathematics of human behaviour

Big Mack's Burgers: The secret scroll of doom and a legal dumpster fire

"What are you laughin at?"

The day that I discovered that terror burns at approximately the same temperature as rage

And Rolly Urbaniak got was what coming to him

Reading too much into the lyrics: Sparing him his life for his monstrosity

And we all see a little silhouetto of a man, scaramouse

Trump's Reign of Error ends; grace and dignity leave Americans wondering what the hell is happening

Reign of Error rusts into the ether

Nester the goat: The greatest apple-powered barnyard warfare animal

Mr. Parkinson had a highway for a haircut and a plan to fix my behavior. But Nester was a goat of epic proportions; the greatest goat of all

Mayor Marianne Alto wants four more years to fix her first sixteen

It just dawned on her now, as her terms ends, she didn't notice public safety was a thing

The 4th Toughest Man on Planet Earth is really about the fights after the fights

When Stan "The Steamer" Peterec gets going, the going gets tough.