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The David Blahg · Jul 6, 2026

One Flat of Blueberries + One Very Purple-Stained Kitchen

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David Leite · The David Blahg

Before you go complimenting me on this photo, I don't have a barn, aged wood, or ridiculously trendy crockery on hand. I created this with Gemini. The recipes, on the other hand? All real AF!

A FLAT OF BLUEBERRIES came home with us last week. That’s more blueberries than two people can reasonably eat before they turn, and I knew it when I bought them.

I do this every July. The first really good local berries show up, sweet and irresistible, and all sense leaves me at the market.

But a flat of blueberries? Not a problem. It’s a week of breakfasts, a pie (or three), a jar of jam for the back of the fridge, and a cake that makes Monday feel like a reason to bake.

It reminds me of the summer our niece and nephew, Megan and Michael, spent a week with us in Connecticut. We took them to an all-you-can-pick (read: eat) blueberry farm. Even though they were seven and nine years old, they managed to pick over 6 pounds of blueberries.

Megan and Michael in our shirts getting ready for berry picking.

You don't need a flat to enjoy the season’s sassiest debutantes. A pint or two is all you need.

And, yeah, I know. I was uncharacteristically quiet during the past week or so. The last thing I thought you needed was more July Fourth recipes. On top of it, considering the state of things, celebrating just didn't feel right. Instead, The One and I made steaks, grilled potatoes, and asparagus, and toasted the future.

Chow,

I think I’m turning into my grandmother… #VovóBrain

  • Buy them dry and dull, not shiny-wet. A dusty bloom on the skin means they have not been washed and bruised yet. Wash only what you are about to use.

  • Freeze a tray before you do anything else. Spread them on a sheet pan, freeze, then bag. You will want them in January more than you want them now.

  • Use the firm ones raw, the soft ones cooked. Save the perfect berries for the top of something; send the bruised ones into jam, buckle, or cobbler where looks do not matter.

  • Reach for lemon with blueberry, every time. A little zest and juice brighten the berry and keep the sweetness from going flat.

  • Bake the one that turns Monday around. Pick the coffee cake or the buckle from the recipes that follow, then send the rest of the flat everywhere else.

Well, I can never NOT make this incredibly easy blueberry crumble. If you want to talk about the power of real, human-generated photography? This photo was taken by my friend and photography teacher Clare Barboza. This recipe was languishing online. Only after we shot this image and I added it to the post did it explode and become one of the most popular recipes on my site.

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Again, another really simple recipe. Yes, the parchment paper liners are a pain in the ass to make, but when I'm in a rush, I simply cut the squares and use a drinking glass to twist them in place. To hell with folding. Total winner!

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Oh, and the famous Jordan Marsh Blueberry Muffins are outstanding. #IYKYK. For those who don’t know, I’m including Nick Malgieri’s recipe here. Consider buying his cookbook How to Bake, where I first encountered this recipe. Nick was my baking teacher a million years ago, when I was young, thin, and beautiful. 😜 Nick is the GOAT.

33-year-old me and The One (At least I can still fit into those sunglasses…)

Be sure to serve this blueberry buckle while still warm with a scoop of vanilla ice cream—the perfect creamy, cold complement to the syrupy, juicy berries.

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This easy blueberry custard pie combines a creamy, custardy filling with ripe, juicy blueberries. The sweet filling is baked in a pie crust and you can even swap in a store-bought one if you’d like.

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Small batch blueberry jam is the answer to all your fleeting-summer woes. A full day of canning is messy but this 45-minute recipe will give you just enough jam to see you through an extra few weeks, or if a craving hits mid-winter, you can toss this together with frozen berries. You'll end up with precious, jewel-like jars of blueberry-flavored sunshine. And it's easy-peasy.

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Blueberry hand pies are a fruit dessert traced back to the South and adored everywhere. Don't let the deep-fried part scare you off. It's the classic blueberry pie filling plus a splash of rum enveloped in an easy, flaky pastry dough. As for the frying? Takes less time than waiting for a pie to bake.

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Blueberry lemon bars have a creamy filling of fresh berries and tangy lemon, layered between pie crust and a crumb topping. Made to slice and share, they’re like little pieces of pie that you can eat out-of-hand. Both hands, if you like.

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This blueberry lemon layer cake, made with triple layers of yellow cake with fresh blueberries and enveloped in the perfect lemon cream cheese frosting, is impressive in every way.​

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This blueberry mascarpone tart from Donna Hay screams sunshine. A sweet pastry crust is filled with sweetened lemony mascarpone cheese and topped with fresh blueberries.

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These American-style lemon blueberry scones are topped with a sweet lemon glaze. They’re just sweet enough to enjoy any time of the day.

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Crunchy cinnamon-and-sugar streusel plus a sweet vanilla glaze top classic homemade coffee cake. Mmm. There’s also a pretty great variation using cranberry and raspberry, at the bottom of the recipe. Give them both a try.

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