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Comic of a couple watching the 1969 moon landing on TV, as fish in an aquarium nearby watch as one of their fellow fish has landed on the carpet in front of the TV, wearing an astronaut suit, holding a flag with a fish tail on it. He seems to have traveled there in the pink, miniature castle typical of home aquariums. The humans on the couch are amazed, one saying, “Why does this have to be happening at the same time? I don’t know which to watch!” — Comic by the author, all rights reserved

If you follow Fake News, you may have heard that NASA Productions recently pretended to fly to the moon again.

They did this half a century ago, and sensible folks saw right through the hoax. From there, they moved on to other practical jokes on the gullible public — like global warming and modern medicine — but I guess they’ve run out of ideas, so they decided to try this “spaceman” scam again.

The first time they tried this, it cost them tens of thousands of dollars to rent a TV studio (hey, it was the 1960s, hoaxes were cheaper then), build an elaborate cardboard space capsule, and cart in who-knows-how-many tons of white sand. I heard the special lighting alone cost over $5,000, all paid for by America-hating George Soros, of course.

But now, with AI deepfakes and whatnot, it only costs them the price of a pizza and some donuts for the high school kids they recruited to create the videos, so that’s probably why they decided to give it another go.

Comic of a NASA astronaut standing on the moon with his landing capsule in the background. While holding his hands as if playing an invisible guitar, he says, “That’s a negative, Houston. The atmosphere is too thin to play air guitar.” — Comic by the author, all rights reserved

If you’re drunk or stupid enough to be tempted to believe the latest “scientific” swindle, here are a few ways to tell there was no voyage to the moon, and there never has been.

First, they talked about orbiting the Earth a few times before heading to the Moon to make sure the rocket is working properly. Notice they use the word “orbit,” which is something you would do to a globe. That’s a lame attempt at a subliminal psyop; don’t fall for it. Reasonable people know by now that the Earth is a flat disk with a dome over it, so “circle” would be a more appropriate verb. When you can’t find a parking place downtown, do you ever “orbit” the block a few times? Come on.

The next tell is that any fool who looks at the moon at night can see that it is much too bright to be a rock floating in the darkness of “space.” (Don’t even get me started on the whole “infinite space” bamboozle!) Where’s all that white light it gives off coming from? Glowing moon cheese?

Gee, could it maybe be a big light hanging from the dome covering the Earth disk? Or even more likely, a hole in the roof that shows how bright it is outside the dome? Is incrementally sliding a cover over the thing every month, then slowly sliding it off again, supposed to fool us? Do we look like idiots?

Comic of a TV weatherman standing in front of a weather map of the U.S. He says, “Tomorrow will be clear and sunny with vertical visibility being 93 million miles, increasing to thousands of light years at night.” — Yeah, right. (comic by the author, all rights reserved)

If you want a few laughs, sure, go ahead and watch the NASA videos and poke holes in the transparent charade of it all. Have a drinking game with your buddies where you down a (moon)shot each time they show a picture of Earth from directly above the disk to try to make it look like a ball.

I have high hopes that Americans will finally start to wake up and realize they’re being lied to, but that’s unlikely as long as those government chemtrails keep filling the air with gullibility hormones. I was never stupid enough to wear an N95 mask during the phony pandemic, but I wear one whenever I see planes releasing those mind-control drugs, so I’m not as infected as most people.

For instance, I know that real birds have been replaced by mechanical drones that are spying on us, and that Jeffrey Epstein was the plastic-surgery-altered identical twin brother of Hillary Clinton and ran the pizza-basement sex ring, and that all those graves of people who supposedly died in the COVID hoax are empty, or inhabited by crisis actors pretending to be dead.

Wake up, America! (But not in the “woke” sense!)

(AUTHOR’S NOTE: With the decreasing ability of humans to tell fact from fiction, and AI’s insistence on doing our thinking for us, I worry that some readers will miss the intent of this article and think I’m serious.

It occurs to me that democracy isn’t the only thing at risk; satire also dies in darkness.)

Comic of a flying saucer flying away from Earth as someone inside it says, “Let’s come back when they’re out of their ‘terrible twos’ stage.” — Comic by the author, all rights reserved

Another Moon Hoax

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