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Today marks seven whole days off social media. I don’t think it will surprise anyone when I say I’ve experienced only positive things… and I have, unfortunately, become one of those incredibly annoying people who now wants to convert everyone else. I did this purely because I knew I was wasting a disgusting amount of time on my phone, aimlessly scrolling and consuming content that either…
🔉 CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO THIS BLOG IN AUDIO FORM 🔉 “It’ll happen when you least expect it.” God, how fucking annoying is that sentence to any single person. I’ve genuinely wanted to put heads through walls when people say it. When you’re in that deep, forever-alone hole, it’s hard not to hear that phrase and immediately want to mock it back in your most childish sibling-taunt voice. But, fuck…
🔈CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO THIS BLOG IN AUDIO FORM🔈 HELLO SWEET ANGELS (AND CHAOTIC GREMLINS) OF THE EARTH I know. It’s been three weeks and one day since my last blog entry, and I can only imagine you’ve all been gasping for air, crawling naked to the little crack in your window just to breathe me in. I apologise for my inconsistency. I have been a busy little bitch. To be fair, two weeks ago we…
🔈CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO THIS BLOG IN AUDIO FORM🔈 Hey all, what’s new? What’s happening? First of all, a massive thank you to everyone who read my blog last week and sent me messages. I was genuinely overwhelmed by the response, from both men and women. Men collectively apologising on behalf of their gender (as they should) and countless women relating to my struggles. It’s an absolutely feral…
🔈CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO THIS BLOG IN AUDIO FORM🔈 Trigger Warning: This blog entry contains themes relating to emotional, verbal and physical abuse. Yesterday was a rough day for me. I was supposed to go to another singles event, but when my friend got sick, I couldn't bare the thought of going alone. That decision sent me spiralling into a pit of sadness. To make matters worse, I overslept and…
🔈CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO THIS BLOG IN AUDIO FORM🔈 THE “WHY” BEHIND THE CHAOS Hello. Hi. How are ya? It’s a public holiday today, and I’ve spent it rotting, marinating, if you will, and I’m not even mad about it because last week, I orchestrated a full-on room coup . I swapped my bedroom and office. El swapo. The ol’ switcheroo. Why? Because after a group therapy session (aka, chatting with…
🔈CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO THIS BLOG IN AUDIO FORM🔈 CRY FOR HELP? NO, IT'S CALLED A BLOG. Well, well, well. Look who decided to return to the world of unsolicited oversharing… me! After a hiatus that began with a soul-crushing comment and ended with… well, me deciding I don’t care anymore, here we are. Why the break? Someone important in my life thought my blogs read like a cry for help . Ouch.…
🔈CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO THIS BLOG IN AUDIO FORM🔈 I've been having a downright rotten time with my self-image lately. Like, I am so over constantly hating myself. Every day, a chunk of my precious brain power gets spent on this endless loop of thinking about how ugly, fat, and revolting I feel. Groundbreaking stuff, I know. For those who have been following, my very first blog post was about…
🔈CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO THIS BLOG IN AUDIO FORM🔈 Back in 2012, when I was a bright-eyed 17-year-old high school student, I made the brilliant decision to work at Sizzler (RIP, sweet cheesy toast heaven). And now, here I am at the ripe old age of 29, in the middle of a cost of living crisis, wondering why in the ever-loving hell I didn’t save any of that money. Spoiler alert: It’s because I am,…
🔈CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO THIS BLOG IN AUDIO FORM🔈 It’s official. When someone asks, "What’s your favourite album?" I’m no longer going to hesitantly mumble something about Elvis, INXS, or Sticky Fingers just to keep the peace. No, I’m going full throttle with, “Jagged Little Pill by Alanis (God) Morissette.” Shocking, right? It’s not the pick you’d expect from someone who seems to have their…