
This week, America learned that our president recently escaped mortal danger by bravely hiding in an airline catering truck, making him the first head of state to seek asylum by cowering beneath a pile of of airline peanut packages.

This week, America learned that our president recently escaped mortal danger by bravely hiding in an airline catering truck, making him the first head of state to seek asylum by cowering beneath a pile of of airline peanut packages.
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