
💸“The Federal Debt” Edition
America has officially crossed the $40 trillion debt mark, demonstrating that if something can’t go on forever, Congress will absolutely find a way to keep it going for at least another appropriations cycle.
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America has officially crossed the $40 trillion debt mark, demonstrating that if something can’t go on forever, Congress will absolutely find a way to keep it going for at least another appropriations cycle.

Karoline Leavitt is leaving the White House to spend more time with her family.

President Trump dismissed reports of deteriorating conditions aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln as “a CNN fake report,” assuring Americans that a retired admiral told him the carrier was “beautifully maintained.” We are still trying to understand how a

ICE has unveiled its latest innovation in “de-escalation:” electric shock gloves.

This week, America learned that our president recently escaped mortal danger by bravely hiding in an airline catering truck, making him the first head of state to seek asylum by cowering beneath a pile of of airline peanut packages.

For years, Robert F.

The White House this week unveiled what attendees at the signing ceremony hailed as a “historic” new childhood vaccine policy, though pediatricians and historians alike struggled to identify the “historic” part.

In an audacious new approach to courageous presidential leadership, Donald Trump recently protected America by disguising himself as airline catering. Trump, faced with a potential Iranian assassination attempt on a flight home from Ankara, Turkey, slipped into a food-service truck, ditched Air Force One, and quietly boarded a different military jet.

America’s newest national freakout has arrived, and it might—for once—actually be worth freaking out about.

Todd Blanche has officially graduated from being Donald Trump’s personal defense attorney to becoming the nation’s attorney general, a promotion that comes with one small complication: his two bosses appear to be the Constitution and Donald Trump, and they don’t always see eye to eye.

It was another week in which the Trump administration demonstrated that government can walk and chew gum at the same time, as long as there are convenient scapegoats standing by to take the fall for the occasional faceplant.

Congress has officially decided that the best way to prepare for the next pandemic is to keep reenacting the last one.