guy who stone cold insists that humpty dumpty Happened
guy who stone cold insists that humpty dumpty Happened
swiffer deserves happiness
Believing in someone sometimes means taking a risk in what they believe, too. You can’t feel close to someone if they still insist something you can’t accept. For example, if I were to tell you that Chef Boyardee caused the Permian-Triassic Extinction Event, you wouldn’t believe me, right? I mean, how could you? Chef Boyardee wasn’t alive when the Permian-Triassic Extinction Event happened. And how could one person have nearly ended all life on earth, even monocellular? Is Chef Boyardee even a…
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I got a job fishing through the mixed waste trash for unrecycled starbucks cups and putting them…
I got a job fishing through the mixed waste trash for unrecycled starbucks cups and putting them right in front of starving sea turtles
hey uh let me fund science for 500 years, a deal with the devil. you get sanitation and better…
cheeso : i started watching some video on a current-events science clickbait channel about how water is actually “two completely seperate liquids mixed together” and i completely gave up basically a lifelong peripheral interest in physics to close out 5 mins in because that is such horse shit if its real and i dont even blame the scientists im sure theyre even more pissed off…
i started watching some video on a current-events science clickbait channel about how water is…
i started watching some video on a current-events science clickbait channel about how water is actually “two completely seperate liquids mixed together” and i completely gave up basically a lifelong peripheral interest in physics to close out 5 mins in because that is such horse shit if its real and i dont even blame the scientists im sure theyre even more pissed off themselves that…
Is your dirt sweet
Your question means nothing but it feels intrusive
i had a dream that a dick dastardly esque villain assassinated my breakfast platter with a six…
i had a dream that a dick dastardly esque villain assassinated my breakfast platter with a six shooter revolver and when asked point blank if he was trying to shoot me but missed six times and ran out of ammo he bleakly responded yes
buuuurrrp… i ate moana and supergirl and krypton
buuuurrrp… i ate moana and supergirl and krypton
Did you successfully evade the sphinx king?
king? that was the king?? *looks behind shoulders*
well… guys… i ate the mandalorian and grogu…
well… guys… i ate the mandalorian and grogu…
Disney wants to equate mandalorian and grogu = food with an intensity never before seen in…
cheeso : i was never able to eat food before because mandalorian and grogu wasnt on it now i am spoilt for choice like the flooding nile mandalorian and grogu food is everywhere i cant help my appetite when i see grogue my hunger just grows and grows and grows Disney wants to equate mandalorian and grogu = food with an intensity never before seen in merchandise, disney wants nothing less than for…
i was never able to eat food before because mandalorian and grogu wasnt on it now i am spoilt for…
i was never able to eat food before because mandalorian and grogu wasnt on it now i am spoilt for choice like the flooding nile mandalorian and grogu food is everywhere i cant help my appetite when i see grogue my hunger just grows and grows and grows
i once had a dream where me and my childhood friend were home-sitting in a mansion that was like… mystical or whatever, i knew there were like pressure plates and hallways and whatever, but then, like, cut to later- me and my childhood friend are fighting like elemental zombies in the cemetery in the backyard, and we like need to stop them from getting to the elemental gate-arch, and things were looking really dire, and then i was like, “we need to get out of here if we want to survive! but we are cornered against the elemental gate-arch, and only elemental people can use it… but wait! we are humans from earth! so by technicality we are earth elementals!!!” so then we use the gate-arch to go the ‘pure earth element’ realm, which is a hecka mechanized infinity structure! but then when we enter the WHOLE thing malfunctions, it all powers down but keeps its structural integrity, i remember looking down a stairwell and seeing it going down for miles, and seeing countless other stairwells connecting in a way that would only make sense to a computer. anyway cut to two weeks later in the dream and me and my friend have set up a base next to a treadmill station, we have adopted some cats and are raiding vending machines and such, then i woke up, that was a good dream :D anyway how are you?
i had a dream that chicago was called "the windy city garlic" instead of "the windy city" and everyone looked at me weird since i didnt say garlic at the end
this is a genuine message and not a cry for help, i cant use the bathroom unless im reading large walls of text due to the self-inflicted pavlovian response ive created after years of public restroom usage and your bio is the only reason i was able to poop today
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When I was starting the internet the stuff that was trending was like lucky star and super paper…
cheeso : I remember as a kid being on edge about being judged for not knowing who singers or celebrities were because I couldn’t comprehend that their face, name, most recent performance/song was all other kids needed to ‘know’ who they 'were’ or 'like’ them. I thought you like, needed to know who they were from the start, like in order, like a show with a story. I…
I remember as a kid being on edge about being judged for not knowing who singers or celebrities were…
I remember as a kid being on edge about being judged for not knowing who singers or celebrities were because I couldn’t comprehend that their face, name, most recent performance/song was all other kids needed to ‘know’ who they 'were’ or 'like’ them. I thought you like, needed to know who they were from the start, like in order, like a show with a story. I realized…
I dont get worried so bad because she comes back usually, like jennifers body, or rosemarys bab,y or…
cheeso : cheeso : My wifes job is occasionally to be a dead body in things so sometimes her mother and father in law get a new text of her covered in bloody bruises and i have to be like no she died for tv or a game or something Murder Meet Cute on Steam new game my wife is a dead body in I dont get worried so bad because she comes back usually, like jennifers body, or rosemarys bab,y or oceans…
new game my wife is a dead body in
cheeso : My wifes job is occasionally to be a dead body in things so sometimes her mother and father in law get a new text of her covered in bloody bruises and i have to be like no she died for tv or a game or something Murder Meet Cute on Steam new game my wife is a dead body in
My wifes job is occasionally to be a dead body in things so sometimes her mother and father in law…
My wifes job is occasionally to be a dead body in things so sometimes her mother and father in law get a new text of her covered in bloody bruises and i have to be like no she died for tv or a game or something
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Less than 1% of adverts ever make sense or work at all ever but worst of all is this format where…
Less than 1% of adverts ever make sense or work at all ever but worst of all is this format where something is juxtaposed without any basis or relevance. They go something like this, youll know what I mean, in the uk those insurance meerkats do it, in the us liberty does it, its like: “ Ice cream…? (Ice cream slides off cone) (Woman shrugs and rolls her eyes and smiles) …no.…