I hate you, Airpods Pro 3

I think it’s pretty well known that I have a weakness for products from the Fruit Company. I’m writing this on a MacBook Air because it’s afternoon, my sit-down time. If it were morning, I’d be writing it on my iMac at my standing desk. Perhaps if I were dictating on my dog walk it would be into my iPhone.

I am not short of Apple products, is what I’m saying. I quite like them.

Except for these fucking Airpods Pro 3.

Which I bought to replace my beloved but aged Airpods Pro 2.

Themselves replacements for my second pair of Airpods Pro originals.

Until now every pair has done exactly what they promisd to do. Until now.

These fucking things though, these very spendy Airpods Pro 3, I hate them. Why? Because they keep falling out of my ears. Not after prolonged use either. Usually in less than a minute. They just dont fit. I’ve tried all the different sizes for the replaceable tips. Nada. Nothing. They all suck. Or rather they don’t. If they sucked they might stay in. And these don’t. They fall out.

Every. Fucking. Time.

I hate them.