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The Unreliable Narrator · Jul 11, 2026

Tweezer Man

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Brian Lewandowski · The Unreliable Narrator

You have a splinter. You’ve had it for three days. You’ve been telling people it’ll “work its way out,” which is a lie you also tell about your career.

He knows. He’s coming.

Tweezer Man is a three-minute garage-surf ode to the small violent mercy of precision extraction. Splinters, ticks, chin hairs, cactus spines, that one eyebrow situation you think nobody notices. Everybody notices. He noticed first.

He does not take appointments. He does not take Venmo. He takes one sharp breath and whatever’s next.

Recorded at full volume with the reverb tank half full of ocean water. Nothing embedded stays embedded.

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