Embryo of a Snake
Everything I knew about rocks I learned this August, from an egg.
The Unreliable Narrator
A humorist with a level of attention to small grievances that medical professionals would call concerning. He notices things that shouldn't bother anyone & writes about them until they bother everyone. Had a perfectly good Tuesday and couldn't let it go.
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