The Household Lost & Found Department

Dearest friends on the internet,

I’m afraid I must report that…THE WOMAN HAS LOST SOMETHING…again.

This morning, she wandered through the house asking aloud, “Where did I put my phone?”

She asked Cooper, who believes phones are uninteresting because they cannot be eaten. She asked Miss Frankie, who knew precisely where it was but declined to participate. She did not ask Daisy because Daisy was busy snarfing down her breakfast.

Eventually, the woman discovered the phone…in her hand. I witnessed this entire operation from the Neighborhood Supervision Room.

Humans like to claim that cats stare at walls for no reason. Meanwhile, they search for glasses resting on their heads, keys inside their pockets, and phones currently attached to their bodies.

But yes…cats are the mysterious ones.

Very truly yours,

Bob
Director, Heavenly Lost-and-Found
Most items are exactly where the woman left them