Dearest friends on the internet,
Please alert the authorities! THE WOMAN IS ATTEMPTING TO CHANGE THE SHEETS
As the sole feline in residence, Miss Frankie has been notified since the woman is incapable of changing the sheets without supervision. She arrived immediately and positioned herself in the exact center of the bed.
The woman moved her. Miss Frankie returned.
The woman lifted one corner of the fitted sheet. Miss Frankie attacked the mysterious creature obviously living beneath it.
This continued until the woman said several words not approved for this publication.
Humans often ask why cats interfere with bed-making. We are conducting quality control. Every sheet must be tested for:
• Proper pounce response
• Adequate tunnel formation
• Resistance to claws
• Final nap suitability
You may think you are making the bed. You are actually submitting it for inspection.
Miss Frankie has now fallen asleep on the unfinished product.
Work will resume when she permits it. The woman’s cooperation is irrelevant.
Very truly yours,
Bob
Founder, Heavenly Linen Standards Board
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