Memorial Day weekend is more than a long weekend. For me, it’s a reminder to check in on the things that actually matter — including how I’m taking care of my body.
Over the years I’ve put together a collection of health tools and supplements I genuinely use and trust. This weekend, several of my absolute favorites are on sale — and I didn’t want you to miss it.
Whether you’ve been curious about nervous system support, cellular energy, clean protein, or better coffee — there is something here for everyone. I’ve pulled together my top picks below with exactly what’s on sale and how to get the best deal.
My Picks
Energy & Longevity
Happier Health — Happy Cellular Energy
My own formula — 9 science-backed ingredients designed to restore your energy at the cellular level. NR for NAD+ restoration, CoQ10 Ubiquinol, Urolithin A, PQQ, and more. No stimulants, no fillers, no crash. This is the supplement I created because I couldn’t find anything on the market that actually worked the way I needed it to.
🌿 40% OFF this weekend only — Use code MEMORIAL40 at checkout
Nervous System & Sleep
Pulsetto — Vagus Nerve Stimulation
If you struggle with sleep, stress, or staying calm — this is one of the most impactful biohacks I’ve ever used. Pulsetto gently stimulates the vagus nerve, helping your body shift out of fight-or-flight and into rest and repair mode. I use it every night as part of my wind-down routine. It has genuinely changed how I sleep.
🌿 Save up to $350 + an additional 10% off with code BIOHACKERBLONDIE
Metabolism & Energy
Ion Layer — GLP-2 + NAD+ Double Stack
GLP-2 resets your metabolism for sustainable weight loss. NAD+ keeps your energy up while your calorie intake is restricted — so you actually feel good while losing weight. Together, they don’t just add up. They multiply. This is one of the most powerful stacks I’ve come across for people serious about body composition and longevity.
🌿 30% OFF the Double Stack — Use code MEMORIAL30 at checkout
Clean Supplements
Llama Naturals
Clean, whole-food-based supplements I love for the whole family. This weekend the more you add to your cart, the more you save — tiered savings up to $30 off. Head straight to their best sellers through my link below.
🌿 $10 off $60 · $20 off $80 · $30 off $100 — Shop through my link for automatic savings
Clean Protein & Nutrition
Lineage Provisions
High-quality, clean sourced meat bars and provisions for people who care about what goes into their body. Lineage is running one of their biggest sales of the year this Memorial Day weekend — May 21 through 27.
🌿 Memorial Day Sale — May 21–27 · Use code BIOHACKERBLONDIE for savings
Clean Coffee
Purity Coffee
The cleanest coffee I’ve found — tested for mold, mycotoxins, and pesticides. If you’re going to drink coffee every day, it should be doing something good for your body, not working against it. Perfect for travel, beach days, or your morning outdoor ritual this weekend.
🌿 20% off sitewide for new customers — automatically applied through my link
These are all things I personally use — not just things I promote. I hope this weekend gives you a chance to invest in some tools that will actually move the needle for your health long-term.
Enjoy the long weekend. Rest. Recover. And take advantage of these deals — they don’t come around often. 🌿
Jenny Jones · @biohackerblondie · biohackerblondie.com
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