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Jenny Jones · May 24, 2026

No Better Time to Invest in Your Health.

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Jenny Jones · Jenny Jones

Memorial Day weekend is more than a long weekend. For me, it’s a reminder to check in on the things that actually matter — including how I’m taking care of my body.

Over the years I’ve put together a collection of health tools and supplements I genuinely use and trust. This weekend, several of my absolute favorites are on sale — and I didn’t want you to miss it.

Whether you’ve been curious about nervous system support, cellular energy, clean protein, or better coffee — there is something here for everyone. I’ve pulled together my top picks below with exactly what’s on sale and how to get the best deal.

My Picks

Energy & Longevity

Happier Health — Happy Cellular Energy

My own formula — 9 science-backed ingredients designed to restore your energy at the cellular level. NR for NAD+ restoration, CoQ10 Ubiquinol, Urolithin A, PQQ, and more. No stimulants, no fillers, no crash. This is the supplement I created because I couldn’t find anything on the market that actually worked the way I needed it to.

🌿 40% OFF this weekend only — Use code MEMORIAL40 at checkout

Shop Happy Cellular Energy →

Nervous System & Sleep

Pulsetto — Vagus Nerve Stimulation

If you struggle with sleep, stress, or staying calm — this is one of the most impactful biohacks I’ve ever used. Pulsetto gently stimulates the vagus nerve, helping your body shift out of fight-or-flight and into rest and repair mode. I use it every night as part of my wind-down routine. It has genuinely changed how I sleep.

🌿 Save up to $350 + an additional 10% off with code BIOHACKERBLONDIE

Shop Pulsetto →

Metabolism & Energy

Ion Layer — GLP-2 + NAD+ Double Stack

GLP-2 resets your metabolism for sustainable weight loss. NAD+ keeps your energy up while your calorie intake is restricted — so you actually feel good while losing weight. Together, they don’t just add up. They multiply. This is one of the most powerful stacks I’ve come across for people serious about body composition and longevity.

🌿 30% OFF the Double Stack — Use code MEMORIAL30 at checkout

Build Your Stack →

Clean Supplements

Llama Naturals

Clean, whole-food-based supplements I love for the whole family. This weekend the more you add to your cart, the more you save — tiered savings up to $30 off. Head straight to their best sellers through my link below.

🌿 $10 off $60 · $20 off $80 · $30 off $100 — Shop through my link for automatic savings

Shop Llama Naturals →

Clean Protein & Nutrition

Lineage Provisions

High-quality, clean sourced meat bars and provisions for people who care about what goes into their body. Lineage is running one of their biggest sales of the year this Memorial Day weekend — May 21 through 27.

🌿 Memorial Day Sale — May 21–27 · Use code BIOHACKERBLONDIE for savings

Shop Lineage →

Clean Coffee

Purity Coffee

The cleanest coffee I’ve found — tested for mold, mycotoxins, and pesticides. If you’re going to drink coffee every day, it should be doing something good for your body, not working against it. Perfect for travel, beach days, or your morning outdoor ritual this weekend.

🌿 20% off sitewide for new customers — automatically applied through my link

Shop Purity Coffee →

These are all things I personally use — not just things I promote. I hope this weekend gives you a chance to invest in some tools that will actually move the needle for your health long-term.

Enjoy the long weekend. Rest. Recover. And take advantage of these deals — they don’t come around often. 🌿

Jenny Jones · @biohackerblondie · biohackerblondie.com

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