Project 2028: How to Rid the Earth of MAGA

Hello humans,

So here it is, Merry Christmas, everybody’s having their eyeballs bombarded by ultra-shite.

You know me, dear reader. I call it as I see it, and at the moment I’m seeing a lot of arseholes getting way more public attention than they deserve.

Not all of them, thankfully. Liz ‘The Lettuce’ Truss has launched ‘The Liz Truss Show’ on Youtube, and I’m delighted (thought not surprised) to say her batshit crazy first episode has received fewer hits than me talking about central heating in a west London Baptist church during the 2019 General Election campaign. Lovely jubbly.

Being as I am - a being - but also being a being who is interested in a higher form of politics, I try to avoid right-wing nutjobs. That’s unless I’m destroying them on election day and watching them flounce off-stage in a humiliating strop. Or laughing my lid off as they fail to even get themselves on the ballot paper. (Yes, Laurence Fox, I’m looking at you.)

Given my aversion to horrific racists, I’m annoyed to have become aware of the rabid foamings of pathetic creatures like Candace Owens, Nicholas Fuentes and Bonnie ‘I support Nigel’ Blue.

I can’t say I was surprised to see Bonnie Blue come out as a Farage supporter. For someone who’s stated ambition is to fuck an entire country, Reform UK is the natural choice. She’ll probably end up with a seat in parliament. (I’d suggest they wipe it with Dettol once she’s vacated it.)

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