How to raise a trillion in one easy tax

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Is it me or does the Labour Party not actually want to be in government?

If they REALLY wanted to take the helm of the British Ship of State and steer her into new, calmer waters, surely surely surely they would have spent a bit of time thinking in advance about where they might like to go.

Instead they look like a bunch of institutionalised moaners who’ve been so warped by 14 years of pointing out Tory failures from the sidelines that now Downing Street is theirs, they’ve become rabbits trapped in the headlights of political reality.

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