Top 10 Thoughts Trump Had While Sitting in The Catering Truck

From abc.news.com

Faced with threats on his life from Iran, President Donald Trump participated in an elaborate plan to hide his flight from Turkey to the United Kingdom last month using a catering food truck and a military aircraft, sources told ABC News after the ruse was first reported by the Washington Post . . . President Trump took off from Joint Base Andrews at 9:41 p.m. ET on July 6, flying to Turkey in the new Qatari-gifted aircraft that operates as a "bridge" Air Force One. Secretary of State Marco Rubio, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent and Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth were among those traveling with Trump, according to a White House official.

“These guys in here with me would blow each other if I told them to.”

“I’m kinda hoping the Iranians bomb Air Force One out of the sky. I really never liked that plane, and then people would shut up about the new one I’m getting.”

“I see Coke Zero in here, but where’s the Diet Coke? What kind of fucking catering truck is this? I’m going to raise tariffs on Turkey. This is bullshit.”