It’s Friday, July 10, 2026 and a new dispatch is in hand.
Mamdani Erases Little Italy From Map of NYC Ethnic Enclaves
Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s government released a map Wednesday of 30 immigrant enclaves in the Big Apple. And somehow he left off the first, biggest, and most famous: Little Italy.
That’s like leaving lakes off a map of Minnesota. Leaving gays out of a guidebook to San Francisco.
You really want to piss off us Italian Americans, Mamdani? Ever see “The Godfather”? Wanna wake up one morning with a horse head in your bed? Then again, he’s married to a woman who cheers Oct. 7, so he’s used to waking up with a horse’s ass.
Meanwhile, from ABC News: Twenty-five years after the terror attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, left a gaping void in Lower Manhattan, American Express broke ground Thursday on its new headquarters, a tiered glass and steel tower at 2 World Trade Center.
Or as Mamdani called it, “Another target.”
Graham Platner Reportedly Won’t Officially Withdraw Until Monday … the Final Day Democrats Could Legally Replace Him on the Ballot
As if “legal” matters to Democrats in an election.
Or he can suddenly announce he’s trans and all will be forgiven.
John Fetterman keeps pressing Bernie Sanders to apologize for pushing Platner on voters. Personally, I suspect Sanders is coaching Platner on how to profit from being pushed out of a race, just like he profited from letting the Democrat Party steal the nomination away from him in 2016. That’s why Sanders doesn’t complain about millionaires anymore.
Elizabeth Warren, who called Platner her “kind of man,” has also been very quiet.
“Your kind of man,” asked Eric Swalwell. “Whataya doing Saturday night?”
Preliminary Hearing: Court Showed Texts of Tyler Robinson Confessing to Trans Lover About Killing Charlie Kirk
Robinson also talked about the killing when back home with Lance Twiggs. And the Court accidentally released a handwritten note where he confesses.
But still there are people saying, “Oh, it was a bug bite! Bugs specially trained by the Mossad!”
Candace Owens was even jawboning about an exploding microphone killing Kirk. You’d laugh, until you look at her bank account.
A Bunch of Republicans Say They’ve Spoken to Mitch McConnell
Uh, seances don’t count.
His office won’t release any real information on his condition beyond, “Well, he’s more fit than Diane Feinstein.”
Actually, he’s alive enough to keep screwing over Trump.
Palm Beach International Airport Officially Named President Donald J. Trump International Airport
… with regularly scheduled flights to “CHYYYYYYYNAAAAAAH.”
How many liberals will jump out of the plane at 20,000 feet rather than land at something named after Trump?
Bummer: Bonnie Tyler of “Total Eclipse of The Heart” and “It’s a Heartache” Dies at 75
Do they even do dramatic, epic production songs anymore?
Sure she sounded like Rod Stewart in a wig. Wait. Did we ever see them together? If a bunch of 6’ blonde ex-models show up at her funeral I’m going to get very suspicious.
Today’s the Final Day of the Great American State Fair
We might be going down there. I want to ride the Ferris Wheel. I want to say I was as high in Washington as anybody not named Hunter Biden. Or for you older locals, Marion Barry.
Democrats and the media tried to sabotage the fair, with several blue states refused to participate. The problem? They think “fun” is a four-letter word.
The Daily Signal’s Abigail Matsuyoshi volunteered for the Arizona booth during the early days of the fair, and she tells the real story of the fair. Worth checking out: What the Media Missed About the Great American State Fair.
And that’s that for today. Until next time …
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