Calling all you kinky Krampuses,
Or is it Krampi? Welcome to the sixth day of Boobsmas, a gentle midpoint in our holiday celebration where the focus shifts to community, comfort, and a little bit of festive self-reflection.
Today’s newsletter is all about snowed in fantasies with winter’s finest, a very merry confession or two, and best of all, the joy of realizing you’re not the only one who feels a little unhinged during the holiday season.
So, as hard as it may seem, let’s pause the hustle for a moment and remember that this season is as much about connection as it is about sparkle.
And you know what makes me sparkle most? Discussing the fuckability of Krampus with my girl, . Check it out here…
And then, cast your vote for who you wouldn’t mind being snowed in at the inn with this holiday season. 😉 No judgment from me… well, maybe a little.
A Very Merry, Festive Confession🎄
In the spirit of Boobsmas honesty, I think we can all agree on one thing… the holidays do strange things to us.
There’s something about this time of year that makes us nostalgic, a little feral, and wildly susceptible to fictional people kissing under twinkle lights.
So here’s my very merry festive confession…
I use the search feature on my Kindle to look up certain… graphic terms for almost every book I read. That way, based on the results, I have an idea of the spice level for whatever book I’m about to read.
Now it’s your turn. Please share your very merry festive confession in the comments. That could be:
- A romance you reread every year
- A trope you swear you’re “over” but still devour
- A book that permanently altered your reading habits
- A romance moment that lives rent-free in your brain
Keep in mind, this is a judgment-free zone—no naughty lists, no shame, just festive truth-telling among romance lovers. 💖🎄
Annnddd I’ll be featuring some of your confessions later in our Boobsmas series. Because nothing says holiday cheer like realizing we’re all delightfully unhinged in exactly the same way.
6th Day of Boobsmas Romance Recommendations
Naturally, it wouldn’t be Boobsmas without a holiday romance recommendation or two. Don’t forget to add these to your December TBR list…
Taylor by Mary Warren
When a snowstorm traps Taylor, a star defenseman, and Alice, the coach’s daughter, in a cozy cabin over the holidays, the magic of the season works its charm.
🏒 Snowed in
🥅 Falling for the coach’s daughter
🏒 Neurodivergent MMC
🥅 Self acceptance
🏒 Fat FMC artist
Excerpt:
“Why did you change your hair?” he asked, letting silky tendrils run through his hands.
“New Year, New Me,” she said quietly.
“What do you mean?”
“I’m trying to get my life together this year.”
He cocked his head at her, not following. “Did you not like it?”
“I loved it . . . but you can’t be a grown-up with rainbow hair,” she said wistfully.
That didn’t make any sense to him. “Says who?”
“Says society . . . says my mother.”
“Fuck ’em.”
“What?” She turned and moved to sit up, but he couldn’t stand for her entire body not to be touching him, so he tightened his grip, keeping her there next to him.
“You should be able to look how you want to look.”
Coming for Christmas by Lizzie B. Brown
Calling all fans of disaster bisexuals… Nixon and Poppy are at it again but this time, it’s Christmas. Be sure to download the first book in the duology, Friendsgiving with Benefits.
❤️ Bi4Bi
🍪 Nerdy in Their 30s
❤️ BFFs with Benefits
🍪 MMC with Tattoos & 🍆 Piercings
❤️ Toys… for Him
🍪 Pining x 1000
❤️ Christmas cocktails
We’re halfway through our Boobsmas festivities, but there’s a lot more where that came from, including a never-before-seen NSFW art print, a sneak peek at my upcoming baseball romance book, and a series reveal for what’s up next.
Until next time,
Be feral. Stay dangerous.
And happy holidays.
xo
Join the Book Baddie Nation
Want to join my Facebook reader group, Kelly’s Book Baddies? It’s a welcoming and inclusive space for ALL romance lovers to talk about their favorite books. 🌈 We have weekly discussion topics, monthly giveaways, and the occasional recipe swap.
Download my Holidays in L.A. Novellas
Need a few more holiday romance recs? Great news! I have a series of spicy novellas, all of which take place between Thanksgiving and New Year’s Eve, and feature a cast of queer, plus-size baddies. Plus, they’re set by the beach, and you know what that means? Crop tops at Christmas.
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When you subscribe to my Substack, you’ll automatically receive exclusive access to my sapphic shortie, “Love is in the Air.” 🏳️🌈👩❤️💋👩 This spicy short was originally published in the (now out of print) Queer and Cute anthology.

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