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(This is a fictional and satrical parody, it does not constitute legal advice, expect tons of inaccuracies and errors in this post.) Police Officer on duty: "How can I help you today?" :"I think I just saw a person with a pistol somewhere in the University of Burlyton, Hamaton campus." Police Officer: So, just to make it clear, you are making an application requesting police intervention on the…